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Old Apr 8th, 2005, 05:32 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Three maulvis standing in a queue at a bus stop. The girl at the front is wearing short skirt, skimpy top, and is obviously sporting a Brazilian wax.

The first maulvi looks at her and says "Tawba Tawba"
The second maulvi, admiring God's creation says "Mashallah"
The third maulvi says "Inshallah"
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Old Apr 8th, 2005, 10:03 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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a Brazilian wax? do you know what exactly a brazilian wax is? coz if u did, then it wud be a whole other joke....
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Old Apr 8th, 2005, 10:29 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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move this to religion forum..lol






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a Brazilian wax? do you know what exactly a brazilian wax is? coz if u did, then it wud be a whole other joke....
I know what it is :-) the implication is that the maulvis also know what it is.
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Well, i get the joke and it was funny and stuff, but the "brazilian" part threw me off...

Brazilian waxes are not "displayed". What you were referring to in ur joke, and the maulvis, is a regular bikini wax, not a brazilian...dont' confuzz the two






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