TARIQ786USA

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...
Tusi Ethey vii aa gaye !!!

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain,
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain,S
ab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain,
Dekho hum kitne veley hain

Shaam ko Dil udaas hota hai,
Toote khwabon k siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Yaad bohat aati hai tumhari,
Bandar jab koi paas hota hai

Some Girls Are Nice, Some Girls Are BAd...
I come in both flavours im the best you ever had!

When U Feel Sad, Goto mirror & say DAMN! Im ReaLly Cute,
U will overcome Your Sadness
but don't make it Habit coz Liars goto HeLL!

A Friend is Sweet when its NEW****
Its Sweeter when its TRUE****
But you know that its the sweetest when it is U

If you live to be a hundred,
I want to live to be a hundred minus one day,
so I never have to live without you.

When i c da moOn..i c u..
when i c da starz.i c u when i c da sky i c u..
get out a ma way ...ur blocking ma vieW....!!!!!

Hi! Vajpaye Needs 500 Donkeys To attack on Pakistan.
****499 ja chuke, Message Perhate Hi Niklo!

A friend is 1% Funny,2% Sweet,3% Caring,4%Loving and
90% Good Looking.. Thats y i m you friend

I Love You. I Love You. I Love You.
I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You.
That's because Mother Teresa said "Love Animals" !

A-U'r Attractive B-U'r Best C-U'r Cute D-U'r Dear
E-U'r Excellent F-U'r Funny G-U'r Gud Looking
H-He He He I-I'm J-Just K-Kidding

When times comes,to give heart to some1,
make sure to select some1 who never break your heart
bcoz broken hearts don't spare parts

Sweet Candies r nice to eat,Sweet words are nice to say,
Sweet People hard to find,Oh God how did she find me???

so Sweet is ur SMILE???so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???so Sweet is ur EYE?????see...how Sweetly I LIE

I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! Hey! Don't get excited
I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z

Some times I think y I like u?
Sometime i think y I miss u?
Some times I think y I love u?
Then I feel that I really like Cartoons

My friend the best quality i like about you is that
you are very sentimental 10% senti and 90% mental

Ahat si koi ho to lagta hai ke tum ho,
Hawa koi Lehrai to lagta hai ke tum ho,
Ab tum hi batao ke tum kissi bhoot se kam ho?

Shakuntala Devi

I didn't find any of them funny

kaka_in_usa

^ ^ Devi ji, i found some of them very phunny.

Arsr

thankx for sharing hun...

Mr. Genius

nice

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shearer

nyce maaaaaaaaaan