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Old Apr 11th, 2005, 12:55 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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This sardarji goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, I ache all over. Every where I touch it hurts."
The doc says "OK, touch ur elbow."
The sardarji touches his elbow and winces in genuine pain.
The doc, surprised, says "touch ur head."
The sardarji touches his head and jumps in agony. The doc asks him to touch his knee and the same thing happens.
Every where the sardarji touches it hurts like hell.
The doc is stumped and orders a complete examination with X-rays etc. and tells the sardar to come back in 2 days.
Two days later the sardar comes back and the doctor says, "We've found ur problem."
"oh yeah?what is it?"

'your finger is broken!'.







Don't argue with ignorants. They will first drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience.

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