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Apr 13th, 2005, 08:16 AM
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An elderly Sardar jee admitted to the intensive care department of a hospital requested that he take lessons in French. The doctor was puzzled and asked him why.
"Well, French is the language of heaven," he sighed. "I want to be able to communicate with everyone in heaven if I die."
"But how are you so sure that you will end up in heaven? You might go to hell. What good will French do you then?" asked the doctor.
"That will no problem. I am fluent in Punjabi
Always keep smiling because it can do nothing but win many hearts
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Apr 15th, 2005, 08:17 AM
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WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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Apr 15th, 2005, 12:38 PM
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I have OCD: Obsessive Cullens Disorder Bite Me! -- Please I like running with scissors...makes me feel dangerous
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Apr 15th, 2005, 07:31 PM
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Apr 20th, 2005, 07:56 AM
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Geo aur Jeenay Do
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Apr 20th, 2005, 11:10 AM
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Tez Dhar....
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not funny
Tu bhi villain ban sakta tha, "BILLA" ban sakta tha.....
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Apr 21st, 2005, 12:16 AM
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pathar mai tu hai samaya, dil insan mai basaya,merai saath hi chala, merai saath hi ruka, har sans pai letai hai naam he tera.
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Apr 21st, 2005, 11:50 AM
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Apr 21st, 2005, 12:20 PM
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Sardars usually go to Moochi to learn French not a doctor!!!!
I am empowered to WHAT makes THE mess!!!!
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