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Apr 15th, 2005, 01:32 AM
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An old Arab lives close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would love to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak.
His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail.
He explains the problem: Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here; you helped me and dug up the garden for me.
I love you,
your father
The following day, the old man receives a response
e-mail from his son:
Beloved father, please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'.
I love you too,
Ahmed
At 4pm the US Army, the Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart,
search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house.
Another day later, the old man receives another e-mail
from his son.
Beloved father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and
you can plant your potatoes. That's all I could do for
you from here.
I love you,
Ahmed
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Apr 15th, 2005, 08:16 AM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
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good one.. 
WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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Apr 15th, 2005, 05:03 PM
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LoL... not bad...
The message beneath: It truly tells how the "world" is reacting to muslims' actions.
If you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.
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Apr 15th, 2005, 05:07 PM
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Nice. What a great son.
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Apr 15th, 2005, 07:25 PM
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hummm
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Apr 16th, 2005, 10:58 AM
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nicee, thanx
~Ramadan Mubarik~
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Apr 16th, 2005, 07:29 PM
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Moderator Life & Relationships, Bazaar Forum
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That's kinda funny
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Apr 17th, 2005, 01:39 PM
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that was funny.
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Apr 17th, 2005, 03:57 PM
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that was the 1st funny joke i read on this forum today!!
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Apr 19th, 2005, 01:52 AM
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good
Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.
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Apr 26th, 2005, 06:07 AM
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^^ Thanx Alot Guyz 
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Apr 27th, 2005, 05:24 AM
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i thnk its really sweet 
Mill ke sab matam-e-shabbir karo..
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Apr 27th, 2005, 06:36 PM
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by BeWaQooF
An old Arab lives close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would love to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak.
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excellent !
http://TalkAboutIslam.com :Simply, the best.
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Apr 29th, 2005, 11:26 AM
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Mem Saab
i thnk its really sweet 
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Apr 29th, 2005, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by TalkAboutIslam
excellent !
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Apr 30th, 2005, 12:46 PM
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Apr 30th, 2005, 07:48 PM
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"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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May 1st, 2005, 07:23 AM
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:d
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May 1st, 2005, 12:50 PM
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This joke carrys an important message that we all are missing ...
"How to use anti-islamic forces for OUR benefit"
Indeed if muslims get to thier originals they will rule the world and enjoy in hereafter.
May Allah bless all of us with Hidayat, Amin!
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May 3rd, 2005, 11:31 AM
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I'm a lover, not a fighter but I’ll fight for what I l0ve
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" Expect the best, prepare for the worst. Islam expects every Muslim to do this duty, and if we realize our responsibility time will come soon when we shall justify ourselves worthy of a glorious past." - Quaid-e-Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah
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