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Old Apr 15th, 2005, 01:32 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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An old Arab lives close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would love to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak.
His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail.
He explains the problem: Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here; you helped me and dug up the garden for me.
I love you,
your father

The following day, the old man receives a response
e-mail from his son:
Beloved father, please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'.
I love you too,
Ahmed

At 4pm the US Army, the Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart,
search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house.

Another day later, the old man receives another e-mail
from his son.
Beloved father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and
you can plant your potatoes. That's all I could do for
you from here.
I love you,
Ahmed






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Old Apr 15th, 2005, 08:16 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 15th, 2005, 05:03 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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LoL... not bad...

The message beneath: It truly tells how the "world" is reacting to muslims' actions.







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Old Apr 15th, 2005, 05:07 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Nice. What a great son.






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Old Apr 15th, 2005, 07:25 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 16th, 2005, 10:58 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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nicee, thanx







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Old Apr 16th, 2005, 07:29 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 17th, 2005, 01:39 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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that was funny.






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Old Apr 17th, 2005, 03:57 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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that was the 1st funny joke i read on this forum today!!






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Old Apr 19th, 2005, 01:52 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 26th, 2005, 06:07 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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^^ Thanx Alot Guyz






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Old Apr 27th, 2005, 05:24 AM   #12 (permalink)  
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i thnk its really sweet







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Old Apr 27th, 2005, 06:36 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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Quote:
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An old Arab lives close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would love to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak.
excellent !







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Old Apr 29th, 2005, 11:26 AM   #14 (permalink)  
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Quote:
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i thnk its really sweet








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Old Apr 30th, 2005, 07:48 PM   #17 (permalink)  
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This joke carrys an important message that we all are missing ...
"How to use anti-islamic forces for OUR benefit"
Indeed if muslims get to thier originals they will rule the world and enjoy in hereafter.
May Allah bless all of us with Hidayat, Amin!






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Old May 3rd, 2005, 11:31 AM   #20 (permalink)  
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