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Old Apr 19th, 2005, 01:01 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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AFTER a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counselling. They had been at each other’s throat for some time and felt that this was their last straw.

When they arrived at the counsellor’s office, the counsellor jumped right in and open the floor for conversation. “What seems to be the problem?”
Immediately the husband held his long face down without anything to say. On the other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs in their marriage. After five ... 10 ... 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counsellor went over to her, seized her by shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless. The counsellor looked over at the husband who was staring in stunned disbelief at what had happened. The counsellor told the husband, “Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!” The husband scratched his head and replied, “OK, I can bring her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays.”






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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.........

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