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Old Apr 20th, 2005, 01:41 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Emperor's new groove - Shahanshah ki nai masti

Meet the parents - Walden say milo

The Mummy returns - Amma ki wapsi

Behind enemy lines - dushman ki lakeeron kay pe

The Jackal - Geedar

Lord of the rings - Anguthion ka baadshah







Don't argue with ignorants. They will first drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience.
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Old Apr 20th, 2005, 10:55 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Ocean's 12 : Sindad Jahazi aur 12 chor







When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. - Jimi Hendrix
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Old Apr 21st, 2005, 11:43 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Pretty women; sohani zanaani






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Old Apr 21st, 2005, 04:30 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Fistful of Dollars - Muthi vich paisa

For a Few Dollars More - Kuch aur paisa te vastey

Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Malir Halt ka Aari se maar ne wala

Alien - Ajnabi

Day of The Jackal - Geedar ka Din

Never Say Never Again - Kabhi Nahin Kabih Nahin Kehna






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Old Apr 21st, 2005, 06:00 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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home alone.....ghar akela

my son the fanatic...mera beta ullu ka patha

spider man......makora aadmi






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Old Apr 21st, 2005, 06:20 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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Pretty women; sohani zanaani
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Old Apr 21st, 2005, 06:48 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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Quote:
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my son the fanatic...mera beta ullu ka patha


Here are some more:

Be Cool: Thanday ho jao

A very long engagement: Aik bohat lambi mangni

Shall we dance? Hum nachain?

What the #$*! do we know? Bhen**** hamain kia pata?







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Old Apr 22nd, 2005, 12:13 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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Harry Potter = Hariyaa Putter







Quite often good things have hurtful consequences. There are instances of men who have been ruined by their money or KILLED by their COURAGE.” ~Aristotle
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Old Apr 22nd, 2005, 08:52 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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Scarface-> Chechak ke dhabbe wala chehra
The Mask - Mukhota
rocky 1 , 2 , 3 etc - Pathreela - ek do teen etc
Die hard - jor se mar






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Old Apr 22nd, 2005, 09:55 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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James Bond titles:

Dr. No - Neem Hakeem
From Russia With Love - Koh Kaaf ki shehzaadi say pyaar
On Her Majesty's Secret Service - Majh kay khufia raaz
The Spy Who Loved Me - Mera Dhol Sipahi






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Old Apr 22nd, 2005, 10:07 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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Die hare= aaker kay marna
Golden Eye= soonay key aankh
Sin City= Gonaghar shaher
Monster-in-Law= Gin Saala







I am empowered to WHAT makes THE mess!!!!
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Old Apr 23rd, 2005, 03:27 PM   #12 (permalink)  
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where eagles dare====jaha cheelein himmat karti hain
nutty professor==== Ustad Akhrot
bride run away==== bhagori dulhan






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Old Apr 23rd, 2005, 05:59 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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Million Dollar Baby------------Aik karor ki bachi

House Of Wax---------------Mom Ka Ghar

Kingdom Of Heaven--------Jannat ki Saltanat

Star Wars--------------------Sitaroon Ki Jang

Beauty Shop----------------Khoobsurati Ki Dukaan

Guess Who-----------------Socho Kaun

The Interpreter-----------Tarjumaan

Alone In The Dark---------Andheray Main Akela

National Treasure--------Qaumi Khazana







WE NEED BLESSINGS OF ALLAH.
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Old Apr 24th, 2005, 04:11 AM   #14 (permalink)  
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The Good, The bad and the ugly - Acha, bura aur budsoorat






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Old Apr 24th, 2005, 07:47 AM   #15 (permalink)  
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The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly - Changa, Manda tay Phera (Punjabi blockbuster starring Sultan Rahi, Mustafa Qureshi and Rangeela)






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Old Apr 24th, 2005, 02:19 PM   #16 (permalink)  
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specially when they are taken by people I dont like
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Old Apr 24th, 2005, 11:31 PM   #17 (permalink)  
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Man of the house - Ghar ka mard

Birth - Paydaish

Sky captain and the world of tomorrow - Aasman ka sipahi aur kal ki dunya

Open water - Khula pani

She hates me - Wo mujh say nafrat karti hai!!!






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mind hunters....zehani shikhari
kingdom of heaven....janat ki mumliqat
meet the fockers.......fockers say milo
mrs.doubtfire.......mrs.shaki agg
murder by death.....qatal maut say






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Old Apr 25th, 2005, 02:55 PM   #20 (permalink)  
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2 fast 2 furious - Do taiz, do tapay huay
The Italian Job - Italy ki nokri
Batman - Chamgaadar Aadmi
Superman - Zabardast Aadmi
Catwoman - Billi aurat
Panic Room - Pareshaan Kamra
Deep Impact - Gehri takkar







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