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WHY NEWTON COMMITTED SUICIDE

Here is the reason.

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movies of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that
he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be
cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes
through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.
Guess, what he does?

He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots
the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which
kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the
knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no
bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest
imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,
Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the
bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.

Bang...

the gangster dies... This was too much for our Newton to take! He was
completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one
movie would follow his theory of physics.

The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't
changed. Oops, not so fast!

The 'climax' finally arrives.

Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very
high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one
of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.

(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually
impossible?)

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first
gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits suicide...

ehsan

DeSiMuNdA

haven't read something this funny in a long time danke...heh

long live rajnikanth

nicols_john

The Japanese people are crazy about Rajanikant

kaka_in_usa

hey you didnt post second part of this saga when newton decides to see mithun da's movie. and then......

Shadan

lol.
very funny.

Mr. Genius

now thats a good one

Drunken Master

TheNewWannaBe

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But who the hell is this rajnikiaanth?

Sara516

Er don't quite get it but cute

Wise One

homer_j_simpson

Umer

I read this before somewhere!

umer.ashraf

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chand_chera

lol rajnikant is a well known tamil actor-fat and ugly well most of them are

kaka_in_usa

cici, you dont know who rajni is.
he aint fat. and regarding ugly thing, different people have different choices..

http://movies.bizhat.com/actors/img/rajanikanth_2.jpg

Chloe_Sullivan

oh man, if these scenes are for real( from real movies), this is the funniest thing ever.

Let Uz Chat

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chand_chera

kaka jee i know wat am talking abt have yu seen all of the other actors of tamil movies, dey r fat and with big mushes n old in comparison to the actresses, maybe i exaggerated like yu said every one has thier own taste and choices.