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Aug 25th, 2005, 12:19 PM
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Being Perfect is Hard Work
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Once, on a slow day at the border, the Pakistani Army decides to do something creative. Someone suggests that they should call out a name which is common amongst the Indians and when the reply comes, they'd shoot the guy judging by the direction of the sound. It was decided that "Kartaar Singh" was a common name.
So, one of the Pakistani soldiers calls out. "Kartaar Singh !!!". The reply comes: "Jee sir?" ... the gun fires "Tthaa !!!" and Kartaar Singh is no more.
And again: "Kartaar Singh !!!" ... "Jee sir?" ... "Tthaa !!!"
And again and again and again ...
Now the Indians get quite worried and decide to give the Pakistani's a taste of their own medicine. Upon consultation, it is decided that "Allah Ditta" is a common name amongst the Pakistani's.
So someone calls out: "Allah Ditta !!!" ... the reply is "Allah Ditta chhutti te, too'n kaun?" ... "Kartaar Singh" ... "Tthaa !!!"
 
!!! World's Shortest Giant !!! (A Man and a Half)
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Aug 25th, 2005, 12:44 PM
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Aug 25th, 2005, 01:42 PM
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Aug 25th, 2005, 02:21 PM
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~heartache in disguise~
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~ ... palat k har taraf se kyon nazR us shaks per thehrii?
wafa k silsilo`N kii wo, musalsal inteha thehra ...~
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Aug 26th, 2005, 12:51 AM
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Aug 26th, 2005, 05:21 PM
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hahahhah
Life is not a joke, but a life without jokes is a cruel joke of life
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Aug 27th, 2005, 08:23 AM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
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WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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Aug 29th, 2005, 01:43 PM
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βrown &ugar
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Sep 3rd, 2005, 06:19 PM
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Good joke but army fires in direction the voice comes, not the people with names. Indian soldier should have killed the guy who answered "Allah dittaa chhuttee tay".
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Sep 3rd, 2005, 11:21 PM
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hahhahaha........its just a joke......enjoy it rather than making observations.....
Patta patta boota boota haal hamaara jaane hai
Jaane na jaane gul he na jaane, baagh to saara jaane hai
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Sep 4th, 2005, 11:14 AM
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Sochte hein Tujhey Wuzuu ker k Yuun tera ehtaram kerte hein
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Sep 4th, 2005, 12:31 PM
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I'm a lover, not a fighter
but I’ll fight for what I l0ve
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" Expect the best, prepare for the worst. Islam expects every Muslim to do this duty, and if we realize our responsibility time will come soon when we shall justify ourselves worthy of a glorious past." - Quaid-e-Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah
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Sep 5th, 2005, 06:43 AM
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~A proud COP (Citizen of Pakistan)~
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Sep 5th, 2005, 06:44 AM
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~A proud COP (Citizen of Pakistan)~
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:biggthumb @ Thaaaaa..... :Pagri:
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