Aceones!

got it in mail wanted to share, i'm not sure where should i post it, here in cafe or in jokes, if it belongs to jokes them mods feel free to move it plz. wesay it doesnt seem to be joke, its a truth!!!!


A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention the condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. "The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.

Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.























































































































































The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show



PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

chand_chera

lol

chand_chera

moral of the story is men deserve wat de've asked for so i guess its makes us both male's/female's equal

chand_chera

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parissenoor

listening and obeying are two different things...only my hubby (when I have one) can tell me to do this or that, so as i wanted to read all...i read all

Aceones!

i must say, you are quick in editing ur posts

Aceones!

and it also goes to show that women make lame excuzes

parissenoor

lol...this is no excuse, it is a discussion in a cafe man! don't you like to discuss?? and i am thirsty now....ek chai lijie!

Aceones!

!!!!! i just found out one new thing about girls today! when a girl is thirsty, she asks for tea !!!!!!

wolf

ha ha ha,

to be honest i don't really care what the moral of the story is, but a great joke aceones!

do we always have to come up with a moral for whatever joke or story we come across?????

amazing set of discoveries as well Aceones...

parissenoor

don't make generalisation...all girls are not like me ...and I am ont allways asking for tea when thirsty, right i feel like pepsi!

Aceones!

sorry ji aap to dil pay legain, i was just kidding ye leejiye : pepsi :

LONE RANGER

Ace Bhai,,,, I have read this joke with a different ending:

The lady said to the Frog that she want to have "twins"

saroo

Good stuff Ace ..... and come on girls its only a joke looks like the moral of the story heart women ten times than it was supposed to.

Ahsan911

Wow, such a funny joke. I really appreciate that.

Ahsan a.k.a The Joker