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Aug 27th, 2005, 09:45 AM
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Never try to outsmart a woman!! There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when
he died; she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she came over with the Box and put it in the casket. Then the
undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.
So her friend said, “Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"
"I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account
and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."
Just goes to show..............
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Aug 27th, 2005, 09:52 AM
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I'm a lover, not a fighter but I’ll fight for what I l0ve
Join Date: Aug 1, 2003 - 10:56 am
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 Good one... !
Oh yeah... Women RULE...
" Expect the best, prepare for the worst. Islam expects every Muslim to do this duty, and if we realize our responsibility time will come soon when we shall justify ourselves worthy of a glorious past." - Quaid-e-Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah
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Aug 27th, 2005, 09:55 AM
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hahahahahah gud 1 
Happiness keeps u Sweet, Trials keep u Strong, Sorrow keeps u Human, Failure Keeps u Humble, Success keeps u Glowing, But only God Keeps u Going....
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Aug 27th, 2005, 09:58 AM
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^ khoaboon main 
1. I need to find what I suppose to find. 2. Remember the Day of Recompense when everything unfair will be made fair. 3. Recipe for happiness: something to do; someone to love and; something to hope for.
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Aug 27th, 2005, 09:59 AM
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hi d^m
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Aug 29th, 2005, 01:39 PM
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βrown &ugar
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 nice!
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Aug 30th, 2005, 05:56 PM
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hahahahaa good one
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Aug 30th, 2005, 11:16 PM
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Aug 31st, 2005, 12:41 AM
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Sep 1st, 2005, 02:13 AM
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