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Old Aug 29th, 2005, 07:18 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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WONDERFUL DIFINITIONS
  • PROJET MANAGER is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
  • DEVELOPER is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
  • ON-SITE COORDINATOR is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
  • CLIENT is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
  • MARKETING MANAGER is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
  • RESOURCE OPTIMATION TEAM thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
  • DOCUMENTATION TEAM thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
  • QUALITY AUDITOR is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

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Old Aug 29th, 2005, 12:29 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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any way QUALITY AUDITOR's job is good, but he does not like it....

to bad...........






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Old Aug 29th, 2005, 08:13 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 29th, 2005, 08:58 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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i wanna be the on-site co-ordinator
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Old Aug 29th, 2005, 10:37 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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me a project manager






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