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Old Aug 31st, 2005, 06:18 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go, is to say, "Hallelujah!"

The only way to make the donkey stop, is to say, "Amen!"

The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions.

"Hallelujah!" shouted the man. The donkey began to trot. "Amen!" shouted the man. The donkey stopped immediately.

"This is great!" said the man. With a "Hallelujah" he rode off, very proud of his new purchase.

The man traveled for a long time through the mountains. As he headed towards a cliff, he tried to remember the word to make the donkey stop.

"Stop," said the man. "Halt!" he cried. The donkey just kept going.

"Oh, no..."

"Bible...Church!...Please! Stop!!," shouted the man. The donkey just began to trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the edge of the cliff.

Finally, in desperation, the man said a prayer..."Please, dear Lord. Please make this donkey stop before I go off the end of this mountain, In Jesus name, AMEN."

The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge of the cliff.

"HALLELUJAH!" shouted the man.







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Old Aug 31st, 2005, 09:22 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Good one sugar free...but tell me one thing whats the story with the lines from lahori stage drama at the end of ur joke.....is it just a joke as well or something much deeper.






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Old Aug 31st, 2005, 07:55 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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hey saroo, i heard a friend utter these lines , i liked em so im using it as my signature. Dont know if they are from a lahori stage drama






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Old Sep 1st, 2005, 06:33 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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