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Sep 5th, 2005, 08:45 PM
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Sardar Banta Singh went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off.
"How did this happen?" the doctor asked.
"Well I was trying to commit suicide," Banta Singh replied.
The doctor asked, "Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?"
"No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.
Patta patta boota boota haal hamaara jaane hai
Jaane na jaane gul he na jaane, baagh to saara jaane hai
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Sep 6th, 2005, 01:40 AM
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Excuse me FF. I m not intelligent enough to understand this joke. Can u explain, when he has put finger in another ear and got his fnger blown up. How come he is not Dead.The bullet should have passed from this ear to that ear.......lol
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Sep 6th, 2005, 01:44 AM
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~Aks khusbo hoon, behkarnay say na rokay koi~
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^ yeah.. =s
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Sep 6th, 2005, 02:48 AM
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~A proud COP (Citizen of Pakistan)~
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:biggthumb
Beleive me, I was just about to open a thread for the same joke  as I got this in my mail from <HK> :-|
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Sep 6th, 2005, 09:11 PM
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ehh...i got it from HK too......well.....its just a joke....just after when i started this thread..i was thinking ...wouldnt he suppose to be dead if the bullet passes from his first ear to another...well......it aint funny now (at least for me)
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Sep 6th, 2005, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by FrozenFire
ehh...i got it from HK too......well.....its just a joke....just after when i started this thread..i was thinking ...wouldnt he suppose to be dead if the bullet passes from his first ear to another...well......it aint funny now (at least for me)
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Come on guys, you must be kidding! You seriously did not get this joke?
Yaar, Banta Singh does not have any brains, hence when he shot the gun in one ear, the bullet came out of the other ear. Since he had his finger in that one, the bullet blew the finger off
Don't argue with ignorants. They will first drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience.
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Sep 6th, 2005, 09:40 PM
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^^^^^^^^^^^^ ahan....i was thinking about that... (not)
good point......thats what the whole joke was all about..
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Sep 7th, 2005, 06:13 AM
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The Pakistani Brain
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 Don't tell me that you really didn't get it initially.
The Pakistani Brain of the UAE (formerly known as "The Pakistani Brain of Austria")
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Sep 13th, 2005, 10:18 AM
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Class JOK1001 is being held at you local community center, registration is open all year, the objective is to help UNDERSTAND bad JOKE with good sense of humor.... just send me your Credit card number and i will register all of you for this class......
hahahahahahahahahahah;;;;;;
I am empowered to WHAT makes THE mess!!!!
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Sep 14th, 2005, 06:18 PM
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Because Sardar ka sar khali tha 
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Sep 16th, 2005, 01:01 AM
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Common . This is not a joke. How is this possible that this sardar blowing off his Head and then finger could reach a Doc. and even tell him the story ??????????????????????????????????
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Sep 16th, 2005, 01:35 AM
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gosh! u guys cant be THIS dumb!
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Sep 16th, 2005, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by truelies
gosh! u guys cant be THIS dumb!
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AK 47 :kaboom:
Oh Sorry Dear . Now I got it. This is a JOKE .
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Sep 16th, 2005, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by raju63
Common . This is not a joke. How is this possible that this sardar blowing off his Head and then finger could reach a Doc. and even tell him the story ??????????????????????????????????
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Gosh
If you seriously did not get it, read my explanation up there ^^
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Sep 18th, 2005, 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by paki boy
Gosh
If you seriously did not get it, read my explanation up there ^^ |
Hey PB , I understood this joke . Give me congratulations . U know I have good kidney.
Banta Singh falls in love with a nurse...
He writes a love letter : I love you sister
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