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Sep 6th, 2005, 10:34 AM
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There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning. George replied that he would love to meet them, but he may be 6 minutes late.
On Saturday morning George was there at exactly 10:00. He golfed right handed and won the round.
Following Saturday rolls around, and George says that he will be there, but he may be 6 minutes late again. He shows up right on time, golf's left handed, and wins the round. This continues for the next few weeks, with George always saying that he may be 6 minutes late, and then always winning the round golfing, either left or right handed.
The other employees are getting tired of this, and decided to ask him what the deal was.They said, "George, every Saturday you say you may be six minutes late. You never are. Then you show up and golf with either right handed or left handed, and always win. What is up with that?"
George replies, "Well, I am a very superstitious kind of guy. Every Saturday when I wake up, I look over at my wife. If she is sleeping On her left side, I golf left handed. If she is sleeping on her right side, I golf right handed."
"Well," one of the employees questioned, "What happens if she is laying on her back?"
George replies, "Then I am 6 minutes late."
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Sep 6th, 2005, 01:48 PM
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"Anything U can DO.....I CAN DO BETTER...."
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Sep 7th, 2005, 01:57 AM
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 bachon ko kharaab naa karoo, 
btw good joke 
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Sep 7th, 2005, 02:20 AM
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Don, Busy for nothing ....
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He was a self made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.
- Author on Cargill in 'Catch 22'
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Sep 7th, 2005, 08:08 AM
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~A proud COP (Citizen of Pakistan)~
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 :biggthumb
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Sep 7th, 2005, 03:41 PM
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haha!
~* FoXY GuRl* RePpIn jErZee and PaK 2 ThA FuLlEST~
*Kh@n Un!t*
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Sep 13th, 2005, 09:55 AM
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Wondring Y only 6 min. ??????
I am empowered to WHAT makes THE mess!!!!
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Sep 13th, 2005, 08:58 PM
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Mlung Baba
Wondring Y only 6 min. ??????
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Because it only takes him 6 min to get things done ! 
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Sep 13th, 2005, 09:02 PM
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6 minutes is kinda pathetic
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Sep 13th, 2005, 10:38 PM
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Don, Busy for nothing ....
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Originally Posted by Sara516
6 minutes is kinda pathetic
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i guess thats optimized time required ....
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Sep 14th, 2005, 09:41 AM
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Sep 14th, 2005, 10:47 PM
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Don, Busy for nothing ....
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Originally Posted by Mlung Baba
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He might be thinkg about it all night .... so 6 mins as I said is optimized ...... 
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Sep 16th, 2005, 11:24 PM
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Oh Allah, give me patience
and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
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Ok ok i didnt get it 
please some explain it to me 
I've kissed millions of frogs, but still no prince charming...
Åchi ßachi Çlub
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Sep 17th, 2005, 12:39 AM
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Attia, it takes him 6 minutes (for unknown reason) to have sex with his wife and that's why he always said i might be 6 minutes late incase she wakes up laying on her back.
Well why 6?? Should have made it 2 minutes to make it funnier
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Sep 19th, 2005, 07:22 PM
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Okay fine. We find it funny but lets not go into details.
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