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Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven.
There, they are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning, what would you like to hear them say about you?"The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, 'Look! He's moving!'
"If a man mixes the powder of milk hedge plant and Kantaka plant with the exrement of a monkey and the powdered root of the lanjalika plant and throws this mixture on a woman, she will not love any body else afterward" THE KAMA SUTRA OF VATSYAYANA
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