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Sep 9th, 2005, 11:14 PM
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A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him.
The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said,"yes, I can put you right."
After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.
The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "Youswine, you gave me a woman's ears."
"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's."
"You're wrong, I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!
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Sep 10th, 2005, 04:50 AM
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~Deliciously Dangerous~
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The only one of its own kind.
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Sep 10th, 2005, 07:10 PM
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"Anything U can DO.....I CAN DO BETTER...."
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Sep 10th, 2005, 08:12 PM
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Sep 11th, 2005, 05:47 AM
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Sep 13th, 2005, 09:43 AM
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That is like a joke, even thou i am not sexist.
I am empowered to WHAT makes THE mess!!!!
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Sep 18th, 2005, 01:57 PM
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^^ 
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Sep 19th, 2005, 11:36 AM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
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WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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Sep 19th, 2005, 06:42 PM
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 Namaste, Salaam!
sounds a bit stereotypical but funny all the same!
Bye
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Sep 21st, 2005, 01:38 AM
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by ~*Lay-D Honey*~
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Sep 21st, 2005, 01:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Booze Allin
Namaste, Salaam!
sounds a bit stereotypical but funny all the same!
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