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Old Sep 9th, 2005, 11:29 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Aik Sahab Jo Achi Job Ki Khatir Mulk Se Bahir Hota Hai Woh Apni Wife Ko Letter Likhta Hai .

“ Iss Monthy Salary K Badlay 100 Kiss Bhaij Raha Hon”

Kuch Dino Baad Wife Ka Jawab Aata Hai

“Aap Ki Salary K Badlay 100 Kiss Milay,,, Hisaab Bhaij Rahi Hon”

Doodhwala 2 Kiss Mein Maan Gaya

Teacher Ko 7 Deni Parin

Sabziwala 7 Mein Nahi Mana Is Liye Us Ko 9 Mein

Kiraye Wala Sirf Kiss Se Nahi Maana,,,, Us Ko Or kuch Bhi Dena Para

Makaan Malik To Roz 6-7 Ley Jata Hai

Aap Fiker Nahi Karna Meray Paas Abhi 35 K Lag Bhag Or Hain Maheena Araam Se Cut Jayega” .






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Old Sep 10th, 2005, 05:03 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Ohhh maannnnnn !!!







!!! World's Shortest Giant !!!
(A Man and a Half)
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Old Sep 11th, 2005, 12:11 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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LOL....







Don't argue with ignorants. They will first drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience.
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Old Sep 11th, 2005, 05:06 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old Sep 11th, 2005, 05:26 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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da waz good one






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Old Sep 11th, 2005, 02:28 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old Sep 11th, 2005, 02:28 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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Im FUNsized ::..

 
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WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future...
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Old Sep 12th, 2005, 07:05 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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Funny :biggthumb

But johny ki nazar pari tu bohat maar parey gi







Ik fursat-e-gunah mili wo bhi chaar din
dekhey hian hum ney hosley, parwardigar ke !
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Old Sep 12th, 2005, 10:21 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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Sochte hein Tujhey Wuzuu ker k
Yuun tera ehtaram kerte hein
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Old Sep 12th, 2005, 03:21 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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lol







~ ... palat k har taraf se kyon nazR us shaks per thehrii?
wafa k silsilo`N kii wo, musalsal inteha thehra
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Old Sep 13th, 2005, 02:33 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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Thank U Guyz






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Old Sep 13th, 2005, 02:34 AM   #12 (permalink)  
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But johny ki nazar pari tu bohat maar parey gi

Y Maar Paray Gi ?






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Old Sep 13th, 2005, 09:03 AM   #13 (permalink)  
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hahahahahaha
kia joke hai yaar







mere jaan ab bhi apna husn wapas phair de mujh ko
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Old Sep 13th, 2005, 09:49 AM   #14 (permalink)  
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I am empowered to WHAT makes THE mess!!!!
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Old Sep 18th, 2005, 01:45 PM   #15 (permalink)  
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Old Sep 20th, 2005, 07:55 AM   #16 (permalink)  
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Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.
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