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Dec 7th, 2005, 11:56 AM
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God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates ...............
"Look everything should be in balance. For every 10 deer there should be a lion. Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States. I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension.... And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.... And here is south America. I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests... So you see fellows, everything should be in balance."
One of the angels asked... "God, what is this beautiful country here?"
God said "Aha...that is the crown piece of all. PAKISTAN. My most precious creation. It has understanding and friendly people. Sparkling streams, serene mountains. A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold....."
The angel was quite surprised "But God you said everything should be in balance."
God replied "Look at the neighbors I gave them" !!
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Dec 7th, 2005, 12:47 PM
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 Nice joke, suhaib!
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Dec 8th, 2005, 07:35 AM
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Dec 8th, 2005, 07:56 AM
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha................................................ ............ (infiniteeee.....)
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Dec 8th, 2005, 12:22 PM
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Dec 8th, 2005, 03:36 PM
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*aNkHoN ki ChAmAk*
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*c h a m k e e l i * a n k h e i n*
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Dec 8th, 2005, 03:53 PM
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yae zabardast maza aa gia, great:clap:
a friend is like a four leaf clover,
hard to find but lucky to have.
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Dec 8th, 2005, 05:23 PM
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good one 
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Dec 9th, 2005, 01:51 AM
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...and those who joyfully leave everything in Allah's hands, will eventually find Allah's hand in everything
Worries end, where faith begins........!
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Dec 10th, 2005, 04:15 PM
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lolll,,,,truly great joke.. 
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Dec 10th, 2005, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by suhaib
Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold....."
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Good joke....you very funny I think...is you name jerri louis? or from circcus may be.. 
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Dec 16th, 2005, 06:22 AM
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About an year back I heard the same joke.
But that time the angels looked at the neibour and saw Pakisthan.
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