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Dec 8th, 2005, 08:08 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Nov 17, 2005 - 7:00 am
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The Pain Divider Machine
A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to give birth. The doctor told them that he'd developed a new machine and asked if they'd like to try it. The machine would take some of the woman's pain away and give it to the father thereby easing the mothers burden.
The couple thought it was a good idea and agreed to give it a try. The Doc set it on 10% to begin with, telling the man that 10% was still probably more pain than he had ever felt. The man was surprised at how little pain he was feeling and asked for it to be increased. The doctor turned it up to 20% with the same results. This trend continued until the machine was set at 100%.
After the delivery both mother and father felt fine. The wife was relieved at having an almost painless labor and the father was still amazed at how little pain was actually involved. Later, when they took the baby home, they found the mailman dead on their doorstep.
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Dec 8th, 2005, 09:33 AM
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Join Date: Aug 22, 2005 - 10:55 am
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Good one
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Dec 8th, 2005, 12:17 PM
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Join Date: Nov 21, 2005 - 1:12 pm
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Haha
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Dec 10th, 2005, 10:26 AM
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Join Date: Oct 9, 2005 - 11:27 am
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lol!
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Dec 10th, 2005, 11:27 AM
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Mujahid
Winner of Pak/Eng One day Series Fantasy League
Join Date: Jul 12, 2003 - 4:00 pm
Posts: 2,171
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"Pray Before They Pray On You"
Precious few are born with it... even fewer know what to do with it. No Fear.
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Dec 10th, 2005, 11:34 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2, 2003 - 5:00 am
Location: Desert
Posts: 5,186
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A very old joke but has been changed.
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Dec 10th, 2005, 12:34 PM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
Join Date: Sep 29, 2004 - 5:00 am
Location: ..The Netherlands..
Posts: 18,860
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WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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Dec 18th, 2005, 09:21 AM
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Member
Join Date: Sep 19, 2004 - 8:10 am
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Great 
A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
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Dec 19th, 2005, 11:10 AM
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The Pakistani Brain
Join Date: Sep 24, 1998 - 6:00 am
Location: Dubai, UAE (since 06-2006)
Posts: 11,653
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Hehehe! I hadn't heared that one before. 
The Pakistani Brain of the UAE (formerly known as "The Pakistani Brain of Austria")
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