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Dec 9th, 2005, 06:44 AM
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One day, three nuns were talking while enjoying their cups of tea, when one of the nuns leaned towards the other two and whispered, "I'm in such a dilemma, sisters, and I don't know what to do. Maybe you can help me. When I was cleaning the Father's room, I found a box of condoms in his dresser drawer, and now I don't know whether or not to tell Bishop. What do you think I should do?"
"Oh my word," said the second nun. "I must have found the same box of condoms when I cleaned his room last week! Well, I don't know if you should tell the Bishop or not but do you know what I did? I poked a hole in the end of each and everyone of them."
Both nuns heard a gasp, turned and saw that the third nun had fainted.
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Dec 9th, 2005, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by shanur
One day, three nuns were talking while enjoying their cups of tea, when one of the nuns leaned towards the other two and whispered, "I'm in such a dilemma, sisters, and I don't know what to do. Maybe you can help me. When I was cleaning the Father's room, I found a box of condoms in his dresser drawer, and now I don't know whether or not to tell Bishop. What do you think I should do?"
"Oh my word," said the second nun. "I must have found the same box of condoms when I cleaned his room last week! Well, I don't know if you should tell the Bishop or not but do you know what I did? I poked a hole in the end of each and everyone of them."
Both nuns heard a gasp, turned and saw that the third nun had fainted.
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I will wait for the update in 9 months. 
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Dec 9th, 2005, 10:14 PM
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"One must be courageous enough to show displeasure in the presence of someone, and not in their absence."
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Dec 10th, 2005, 10:39 AM
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Dec 10th, 2005, 11:20 AM
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Mujahid
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"Pray Before They Pray On You"
Precious few are born with it... even fewer know what to do with it. No Fear.
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Dec 10th, 2005, 12:35 PM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
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WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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