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Old Dec 10th, 2005, 07:23 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.






2.) you havent played solitaire with real cards in years.





3.) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or a myspace.





4.) youd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.




6.) your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.





7.) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.





8.) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.





9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.






10.) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.






11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.







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Old Dec 10th, 2005, 07:25 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

where did i read this before

in the joke forum






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Old Dec 10th, 2005, 07:29 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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omg really? aaw

oh yea. maybe I should move it there.






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Old Dec 10th, 2005, 07:46 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Quote:
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1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
Or vice-versa? Typing in microwave for a password......






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Old Dec 10th, 2005, 10:20 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Dec 11th, 2005, 12:07 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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What a joke!






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Old Dec 11th, 2005, 07:01 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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lolz moti good one







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but
now i know ur password is any number from 0-9 and 4 in lenght tht cant be right ?






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Old Dec 11th, 2005, 10:10 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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yea. too bad I didn't write the joke.






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Old Dec 11th, 2005, 01:50 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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I did notice the 5 missing, and was laughing at your stupidity







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Old Dec 11th, 2005, 03:39 PM   #11 (permalink)  
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Quote:
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but
now i know ur password is any number from 0-9 and 4 in lenght tht cant be right ?
yeah right
i m thinking about no 5







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Old Dec 11th, 2005, 06:04 PM   #12 (permalink)  
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choti moti what pisses me off is that i got it in frenchfew months ago in a blanket email....







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Old Dec 13th, 2005, 07:25 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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hmmm







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