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Old Dec 11th, 2005, 10:22 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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1- Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

2- Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.


3-Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.


4-Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

5-Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it!

6-If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere
Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere and Chopin.

7-Stock up and save. Limit: one.

8-Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

9-Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once,
you'll never go anywhere else again.

10-Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue
Cross and salary.

11-Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for
efficient beating.

12-Semi-Annual after-Eid Sale.






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8-Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
I will remember this one, I am sure.






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