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Dec 13th, 2005, 03:55 AM
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Join Date: Aug 14, 2000 - 1:00 am
Location: Ghar Main, Not in A Ghonsla of course
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we
know the batteries are flat
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when
they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are
four billion stars, but check when you say the paint
is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal
injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,but
ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
What is the speed of darkness?
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for
"normal" people at the Special Olympics?
If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's
going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it
be?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
If it's true that we are here to help others, what are
the others doing here?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does
it only seem longer?
If someone with a split personality threatens to
commit suicide, is it a hostage situation
Can you cry under water?
What level of importance must a person have , before
they are considered assassinated instead of just
murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have
branches?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on
bigger suitcases ?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called
a hearing? - GOLD
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put
money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the
room or close the cubicle curtain while you change?
..... They're still going to see you naked anyway.
Piladai Mujhai Woh Mai Purda Soz, Kai Aati Nahin Fasl e Gul Roz Roz...
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Dec 13th, 2005, 04:21 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 29, 2003 - 8:44 pm
Location: SA Node
Posts: 5,458
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Gola Gunda
Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the
room or close the cubicle curtain while you change?
..... They're still going to see you naked anyway.
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Professional secret
sorry buddy..can't tell you 
btw...cool post
...and those who joyfully leave everything in Allah's hands, will eventually find Allah's hand in everything
Worries end, where faith begins........!
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Dec 13th, 2005, 08:57 AM
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Join Date: Oct 9, 2005 - 11:27 am
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Dec 13th, 2005, 09:56 AM
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Join Date: Jan 7, 2001 - 1:00 am
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Bhai GG, I been wondering about all this before they sent the guy on the moon?????
I am empowered to WHAT makes THE mess!!!!
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Dec 13th, 2005, 10:00 AM
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Join Date: Dec 7, 2005 - 10:19 am
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good ones
***^***believe in destiny.... if not now one day u will***^***
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Dec 13th, 2005, 10:56 AM
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Join Date: Jul 24, 2005 - 10:03 am
Location: Dubai
Posts: 2,944
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lols
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Dec 13th, 2005, 05:19 PM
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Join Date: May 24, 2003 - 2:10 pm
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haha, nice ones, Gola Gunda.  Your signature is funny too, Nakhan.
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