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Old Dec 13th, 2005, 09:03 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?


















Answer : Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette





another deadly answer. Scroll down a little



























Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette


If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down



















Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".































If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down





























Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"



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Old Dec 13th, 2005, 09:48 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Dec 13th, 2005, 10:15 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Dec 14th, 2005, 10:50 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old Dec 14th, 2005, 11:25 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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