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.....haven't you watched SHOLEY ??


Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the 'loot-maar' software which he had ordered.
They reach Ramgad and start shouting:

"Abe O thakur! Baahar nikal! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software, jo hamne order kiya tha? Last date to kabh ka nikal gaya"

Dhaniya, an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.

Kaalia -"Kya laye ho dhaniya?"

Dhaniya -"Financial Accounting software hai sarkar."

Kaalia -"Suwar ke bacche! Yeh bekar software hamare liye banaya?
Aur woh loot-maar software kya apni beti ke baratiyon ke liye zip file mein chuppa ke rakha hai? Haraam-zada !!"

Thakur comes out of his house with anger,saying: "Chillao mat
kaalia!Jaakar gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal
kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai"

Kaalia -"Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers
hire kiye hain kya??"

Thakur -"Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal
raha hai".

Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on
one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another water tank, punching
the keys of a Laptop.
Kaalia starts laughing and says:"Haa Haa..Ye log programming karenge
thakur? Haha... in ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate.Suno Ramgad ke vasiyon, thakur ne hijdon ki software company banaayi hai"

Veeru shouts:"Chup-chap chala ja Kutae.Ham log consultants hain,
kuch bhi kar sakte hain"

Jay hits some commands on his keyboard.Then says:"Jao kaalia,gabbar
se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya"

Kaalia -"Jaata hoon thakur.Agar gabbar ko pata chala ki Thakur
Software walon ne uska loot-maar software nahin banaya,
to wo poore network mein virus daal dega"

At the GABBAR's den...
GABBAR: "Kittnay bugs thay"?

KALIA: "Do sarkaar"

GABBAR:"Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake? Kya soch kay aaye ho? Gabbar bahut khus hoga? Naya assignment dega,
Iski saja milegi... Barobar milegi"
[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]

"Kitne sessions hain, is machine mein?"

Sambaa: Chhey Sarkaar.

GABBAR: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naa-insaafi hai.
[logout.. logout... logout....]
Haan.. ab theek hai... Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia?"

KAALIA: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha, sarkar?"

GABBAR: " To ab documentation kar !!!"
[LOGOUT.....]

Mr. Genius