.
   
register for an account    --    


Go Back   GupShup Forums > Hangout > Jokes (Rated G)


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old Dec 14th, 2005, 07:21 AM   #1 (permalink)  
Banned
 
Join Date: Oct 27, 2005 - 11:48 pm
Location: Bangalore India
Posts: 83

none


[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] Students at a Medical School were receiving their [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] are all gathered around the surgery table with the [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] body covered with a white sheet. [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] Then the professor started the class by telling them, [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] "In medicine,it is necessary to have 2 important [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] qualities as a doctor: The first is that it is[/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] necessary that you dont get disgusted." [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]
[/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] The Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] the butt of the dead body, withdrew it, and then stuck [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] his finger in his mouth and sucked it. [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] "Go ahead and do the same thing" he told his students. [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] taking turns, sunk their finger in the butt of the [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] dead body and sucked it after withdrawing it. [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]
[/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] and told them: [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]
[/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] "The second important quality is observation. [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] I inserted the middle finger and sucked the index. [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] Pay attention people."[/font][/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3] [/size][/font]





Time and thingz go hand in hand... When u have plenty of one,you have a little of the other.






sanju_jj is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Old Dec 14th, 2005, 07:44 AM   #2 (permalink)  
Senior Member
 
Tahir44's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 8, 2002 - 1:00 am
Location: Lahore
Posts: 949

none


Quote:
Originally Posted by sanju_jj
[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] Students at a Medical School were receiving their [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] are all gathered around the surgery table with the [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] body covered with a white sheet. [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] Then the professor started the class by telling them, [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] "In medicine,it is necessary to have 2 important [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] qualities as a doctor: The first is that it is[/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] necessary that you dont get disgusted." [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]
[/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] The Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] the butt of the dead body, withdrew it, and then stuck [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] his finger in his mouth and sucked it. [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] "Go ahead and do the same thing" he told his students. [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] taking turns, sunk their finger in the butt of the [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] dead body and sucked it after withdrawing it. [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]
[/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] and told them: [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]
[/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] "The second important quality is observation. [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] I inserted the middle finger and sucked the index. [/font][/size][/font]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial] Pay attention people."[/font][/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3] [/size][/font]





Time and thingz go hand in hand... When u have plenty of one,you have a little of the other.

Hay u pay attention... you have messed up everything






Tahir44 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Dec 15th, 2005, 09:36 AM   #3 (permalink)  
Being Perfect is Hard Work
 
The Hunk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 9, 2002 - 1:00 am
Location: Windsor, ON
Posts: 2,443
Blog Entries: 1

none



One of the best jokes I've heard yet !!!







!!! World's Shortest Giant !!!
(A Man and a Half)
The Hunk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Dec 16th, 2005, 05:18 AM   #4 (permalink)  
Banned
 
Join Date: Oct 27, 2005 - 11:48 pm
Location: Bangalore India
Posts: 83

none


Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahir44
Hay u pay attention... you have messed up everything
Oh im sorry. I usually go through the no picture version of the forum.
There it displays correct.
Now I cannot edit it. Im posting the non messed up version below


Students at a Medical School were receiving their

first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They

are all gathered around the surgery table with the

body covered with a white sheet.

Then the professor started the class by telling them,

"In medicine,it is necessary to have 2 important

qualities as a doctor: The first is that it is

necessary that you dont get disgusted."




The Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in

the butt of the dead body, withdrew it, and then stuck

his finger in his mouth and sucked it.

"Go ahead and do the same thing" he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently

taking turns, sunk their finger in the butt of the

dead body and sucked it after withdrawing it.




When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them

and told them:




"The second important quality is observation.

I inserted the middle finger and sucked the index.

Pay attention people."







Last edited by sanju_jj; Dec 17th, 2005 at 02:42 AM..
sanju_jj is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Dec 16th, 2005, 10:18 AM   #5 (permalink)  
Senior Member
 
Asif2000's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 7, 2003 - 4:29 pm
Posts: 2,268

none


A quick tip.... When you copy and paste from a browser next time, paste it first on notepad and the copy it from notepad to gupshup. This will lose all the text formating you see in your post.







You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Asif2000 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Dec 16th, 2005, 01:07 PM   #6 (permalink)  
Templar Knight
 
danial's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 1, 2005 - 5:00 am
Posts: 21,274
Blog Entries: 2

Banhappy


lol






danial is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:56 PM.

 
» quickie
gupshup
cafetravjok arcbaz
unplugged
all img 1 2 3
khl 1 2vidvoice
audshor 1 2
society
pamsiwa p&sr&sc&a bep&e
arts & cul
cl&lpoet 1 2
rkslife 2 3 4 5 (par)
ha&ccs&n c&itauto
features
blogsgames
gs google button
a/v chat all albums
services
supportfeed
gs newsmodrf

» regional
pakistan isb khi lhe mfg
pakistan pew lyp mux uet
united states nyc chi iah lax
india bom del bng
holland / the netherlands ams rtm zyh
saudi arabia ruh jed
england lhr
canada yyz
united arab emirates dxb
other cites of the world all other




gs radio




Powered by vBulletin - Copyright ©2000 - 2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.3.0