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Old Dec 16th, 2005, 05:46 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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WARNING: Rated X

RECENT MISS UNIVERSE INTERVIEW

MISS WORLD Questions - AMERICA

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ
in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America
are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a
woman......................... .
(Applause! Applause!)





SPAIN


Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in
your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very
own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an
opening....
(Applause! Applause!)





PHILIPPINES

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male
organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our
country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to
mouth......
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause!
Applause!)





SAUDI ARABIA

Question: Ms Soudi Arabia, how do you describe a male
organ in your country?
Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are
like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back
door.....
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!
Applause!)





INDIA

Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in
your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are
like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause!





MALAYSIA

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ
in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in
Malaysia are like Proton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very
soft............................
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! )





SINGAPORE

Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ
in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in
Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave
15 minutes before the show is over
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)







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