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Old Dec 16th, 2005, 05:48 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Kaun Banega Crore Pati claims its first victim!

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The tremendously popular TV game show,"Kaun Banega Crore Pati" claimed its victim in the capital. Mrs Neelam Arora, utterly disgusted with her husband's inability to answer the simplest of questions, divorced him immediately after the end of the show. The entire event has shaken the capital to the core and has left the local populace in a state of daze. Mrs Neelam Arora, when contacted, was all fire and fury. "How can you stay married to a dumb brick who cannot answer even the first 1000 Rupees question? Even a 6 year old can answer such questions, but my husband, I mean, my ex-husband *%$#@&*(unprintable) couldn't do it.

That's why; I called a lawyer immediately and filed divorce papers." She also added that all her friends and relatives supported her move. She also dismissed the suggestion that her husband, for motives best known to him, could have deliberately flunked the question. Mr. Pankaj Arora, a property dealer in one of the colonies of East Delhi, was happy when he got the news from the Star TV network that he had got selected, one among millions, for participating in the popular show and he considered himself lucky to be so chosen. He was also told to bring his wife along to the studios at Mumbai where the game shows were to be hosted by Mr Amitabh Bachhan. Winning a crore was hardly in the mind of Mr Arora and all Mr Pankaj Arora wanted to do there was to gape at his idol and may be he thought he could try to sell him a few of the plots of his clients to Amitabh at a small tidy margin. But Mrs Arora was made of sterner stuff.

Mrs Neelam Arora, ever the ambitious wife, now took charge of her indolent husband. She hired the best tutor from Sachdev Tutorials, made him learn all the countries and capitals in the world, currencies of different countries, names of different states, rivers, towns in the country etc. After 3 weeks of gruelling schedule of cramming, Mr Arora and Mrs Arora confidently embarked on their journey to Mumbai, little knowing that the game show was to change their lives forever. Mr Arora was one among the 10 hopefuls selected for the 'fastest finger first' event.

Amitabh appeared in flesh and blood and Mr Pankaj Arora, whose lifetime ambition, was to see his childhood hero in person, felt a sense of fulfillment and pressed some buttons in a hurry. Mr Arora couldn't believe it! Mrs Neelam Arora felt like a mother whose favourite kid had won the best baby show. Not only had he given correct answers, but he had done so even before others could begin!

There was a hubbub around the auditorium as Mr Pankaj Arora gingerly took the seat from Amitabh for everyone was convinced that history was going to be made that day. There was suspense in the air and the audience could sense money floating all around them. Amitabh Bachhan started the show by smiling benignly at the nervous Mr Arora, the kind of smile he would give to a ABCL investor, clapped his hands and read out the question. "Mr Pankaj Arora, yehi hai aap ka pehla sawaal. Who wrote 'Valmiki Ramayan'? The choices are A. Tulsidas B. Ramanand Sagar C. B R Chopra D. Valmiki?" Mr Pankaj Arora very promptly said, "Ramanand Sagar!". He had not forgotten the days when he used to get up early on Sundays solely to watch the epic. Amitabh again smiled the benign smile, cajoled him to use his lifeline, audience poll etc., but Mr Pankaj Arora, like a true blue property dealer, didn't budge from his position. He later told everyone sobbingly that he wanted to preserve the lifelines for using them after touching the 25 lac mark Amitabh commiserated with him and told a shocked Mr Arora that his answer was wrong. The pin-drop silence that followed immediately was only to be broken by loud angry shriek from a female, that evidently from a female, who had been done in by her husband.

She shouted immediately, "Is there a lawyer in the house?".

Before the pandemonium that broke out could settle in, Mr Arora and Mrs Arora had parted ways as husband and wife. This event has caused great sensation among the community of TV viewers and the effect has been electric among the chronic followers of this game show. Whether this 'wife-divorcing-husband -for-flunking-the-first- question' event, will drive away all husbands from the show or pull them with magnetic attraction to the greatest TV game show ever, only time alone can tell - Agency news.







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Old Dec 16th, 2005, 09:40 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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That's friggin hilarious. What an idiot!!! Imagine his reputation after all this. I'm surprised he wasn't given a consolation prize... like a pen to sign the divorce papers.






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Old Dec 16th, 2005, 10:00 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Is this a joke?







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Oh......My......God......

Can someone please post the source of this news? I am just stunned......WOW!






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Old Dec 17th, 2005, 12:33 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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"Can someone please post the source of this news? I am just stunned......WOW!"

I dont know the exact link to the news paper.
May be you can find it by a little googling.
Do share with all if you find the link.






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