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Dec 16th, 2005, 02:59 PM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
He didn't. He got hit by a truck on the way.
 That kills me.
Shikra doesn't have enough hair where it should be...and vice versa. - anonymous :]
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Dec 16th, 2005, 03:47 PM
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The joke is not funny but the fact that you find it so funny, is rather funny.
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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Dec 16th, 2005, 03:51 PM
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there should be a warning for posting such jokes 
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Dec 16th, 2005, 03:54 PM
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The funnier version is that the chicken crossed the street so it could get on the other side.
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Dec 16th, 2005, 07:21 PM
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^ Oh thanks for informing us, we didn't know.
I'm a freakin' natural at this stuff Asif mamoe. I'll be on Comedy Central someday, you watch.
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Dec 16th, 2005, 07:48 PM
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He wanted to cross so he could get hit by the truck. 
"Lets not dwell into matters which have already been dealt with 1400 years ago. Go read for yourself, and understand it yourself." Sh. Hamza Yusuf
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Dec 17th, 2005, 12:19 AM
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There is a different category of jokes named "Poor Jokes".
Or abbrevated as "PJ".
They are so bad to be even called as a joke.
Now PJ's are evolved in such a way that the poorest
of all jokes is the best of all PJ, and its now becoming a craze.
I think this is a good PJ.
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Dec 17th, 2005, 02:04 AM
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^ totally agreed !
We R Tiny we R To0ny we are all a little Lo0ny .
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Dec 17th, 2005, 07:21 AM
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Dec 17th, 2005, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by choti.moti
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He didn't. He got hit by a truck on the way.
That kills me. |
Classic joke man!
Oh well. *shrugs*
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Dec 17th, 2005, 05:25 PM
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Dec 17th, 2005, 10:49 PM
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HuH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont get it.... its so scientific ..
Patta patta boota boota haal hamaara jaane hai
Jaane na jaane gul he na jaane, baagh to saara jaane hai
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Dec 18th, 2005, 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Asif2000
The joke is not funny but the fact that you find it so funny, is rather funny.
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He was a self made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.
- Author on Cargill in 'Catch 22'
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Dec 18th, 2005, 11:15 AM
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The people...love me. 
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Dec 21st, 2005, 01:52 PM
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Dec 21st, 2005, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by choti.moti
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He didn't. He got hit by a truck on the way.
That kills me. |
The fact is that I have heard that one before, so you came too late.
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Dec 21st, 2005, 02:44 PM
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Hey man it took me a whole 2 hours to come up with a joke that I could post here for everyone to laugh and praise me, and now you're gona tell me that you've HEARD it before?!
This genius brain of mine is where it came from.
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Dec 21st, 2005, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by choti.moti
Hey man it took me a whole 2 hours to come up with a joke that I could post here for everyone to laugh and praise me, and now you're gona tell me that you've HEARD it before?!
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I think I must've heard it before you were born. So I will still give you partial credit for it. But please dont use it at Comedy Central!!! Tomato[e]s and other objects might fly towards you. 
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Dec 21st, 2005, 03:35 PM
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When you're on tv, everyone laughs because they feel sorry for you.
But me, I got skills.
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Dec 21st, 2005, 03:41 PM
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Yep, you do...being choti and moti at the same time is quite an accomplishment
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