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Old Dec 17th, 2005, 01:43 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
" Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ..what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."







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Old Dec 18th, 2005, 08:55 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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very good







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Old Dec 18th, 2005, 09:17 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Hah!







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