"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

James_Bhaand · Dec 20th, 2005, 01:39 PM

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a
private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of
the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following
conversation ensues:

"Hello?"

"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

"Yes."

"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just
saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy
it?"

"What's the price?"

"Only $1,500.00."

"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."

"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
2003 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman,
and he gave me a really good price... and since we need to
exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."

"What price did he quote you?"

"Only $60,000..."

"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

"Great! But before we hang up, there's something else..."

"What?"

"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank
account and... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning
and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!!
Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area,
beachfront property..."

"How much are they asking?"

"Only $450,000 - a magnificent price... and I see that we have
that much in the bank to cover..."

"Well, then just go ahead and buy it."

"OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

"Bye...I do too..."

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand
while holding the phone and asks to all those present:

"Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

* smack *