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* I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 6 children. I had seven but one died, which was baptized on a half sheet of paper.
* I am writing to the welfare department to say that my baby was born two years old. When do I get my money?
* Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for a year and has been visited regularly by the clergy.
* I cannot get sick pay. I have six children . . . Can you tell me why?
* I am glad to report that my husband who was reported missing is dead.
* This is my eighth child. What are you going to do about it?
* Please find out for certain if my husband is dead. The man I am now living with can't eat or do anything until he knows.
* I am very much annoyed to find that you have branded my son illiterate. This is a dirty lie, as I was married to his father a week before he was born.
* In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a ten-pound son. I hope this is satisfactory.
* I am forwarding my marriage certificate and my children, one of which was a mistake as you can see.
* My husband got his project cut off for two weeks and I haven't had any relief since.
* Unless I get my husband's money soon, I will be forced to lead an immortal life.
* You have changed my little boy to a girl. Will this make any difference?
* I have no children as yet, as my husband is a truck driver and works day and night.
* In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.
* I want my money as soon as I can get it. I have been in bed with the doctor for two weeks and he doesn't do me any good. If things don't improve I will have to send for another doctor.
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