How to get a divorce

bizz · Feb 27th, 2006, 08:45 PM

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on

Shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says: "Polish Remover".

PS. Dhobi bhai, is this long enough?

koolkomal · Feb 27th, 2006, 08:50 PM

haaaaaeeehheeahe

dhobi_bhai · Feb 27th, 2006, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bizz

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on

Shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says: "Polish Remover".

Quote:

Originally Posted by bizz

PS. Dhobi bhai, is this long enough?

Arey mian, mein thread title ki baat kar raha tha, jo aapnay mujhse pehley eik martaba poochee thee, kay mein itnay baray titles kyon banata hoon.

Joke pasand aaya aapka.

bizz · Feb 27th, 2006, 08:53 PM

Ohh, I see. I will keep that in mind.

I cant beat your titles yaar. Bohot mazahiya aur lambay hotay hein

dhobi_bhai · Feb 27th, 2006, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bizz

Ohh, I see. I will keep that in mind.

I cant beat your titles yaar. Bohot mazahiya aur lambay hotay hein

Merey titles aur aapkay jokes......Joree achee hai hum donon ki.

Kyon jee, kiya kehtay hain aap?

bizz · Feb 27th, 2006, 08:58 PM

aapka hukam paon jootaun per.

B.e.a.u.t.i.f.u.l. · Feb 28th, 2006, 02:58 AM

nia_khan · Feb 28th, 2006, 09:19 AM

:grin:

twin_born · Feb 28th, 2006, 09:43 AM

nice one ..par still not a perfect one...

Baltiwala · Feb 28th, 2006, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai

Merey titles aur aapkay jokes......Joree achee hai hum donon ki.

Kyon jee, kiya kehtay hain aap?

Musalmanu ye kis kaam per legey ho ?

chalo ab faisla kar lo · Feb 28th, 2006, 05:14 PM

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