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Old Feb 28th, 2006, 08:36 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Mummy boleen chaand jaisi bahu chahiyey; mein nay poocha merey liyey chahiyey ya chaand kay liyey?

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Intimate, Delicate and Tender Marriage Proposals

Hello To Viewvers My Name is Shiva , I am single i dont have female, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in dubai.. if u like me u welcome to my heart… when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shiva ~*~
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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you
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She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have one brother and one sister. She should be educated.
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on …….. hold my hand forever !!!
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i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i amlooking onegirl she caremeandloveme lot lot lot
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My wife should be as ‘Parvati’ as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi as in KSBKBT……
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i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
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whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone wife and she must think of the future life if she is toolike this she would be called the woman of the lamp
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
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my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
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Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. She love me heartly or she havea frank she’s skin colour ‘normal’not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. but iam not a handsome boy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good boy. My father already expired . iam ‘’AEKLAUTA'’. THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.
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hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good’. i expect the good minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted …
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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service
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to be married on mar-2006. working man perferable
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would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure. because girl is the maharani.
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ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present.
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Old Feb 28th, 2006, 08:49 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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why don't you give some of them a try first and let us know which one worked the best







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Old Feb 28th, 2006, 08:56 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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aaaho.







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Old Feb 28th, 2006, 09:18 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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ok i didnt find it funny







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Old Mar 1st, 2006, 03:41 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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^ me neither.






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Old Mar 1st, 2006, 02:45 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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lmao!!!!!!

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i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast
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whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone wife and she must think of the future life if she is toolike this she would be called the woman of the lamp
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
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my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
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Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. She love me heartly or she havea frank she’s skin colour ‘normal’not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. but iam not a handsome boy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good boy. My father already expired . iam ‘’AEKLAUTA'’. THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.
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hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good’. i expect the good minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted …
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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service
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