SheeN

A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.

* A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.

* A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and
borrows nit from her best friend on Wednesday.

* Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not his mother
calling from the next room.

* A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a
bed.

* A student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12 hours studying for her
driver's license.

* A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music--loud and very loud.

* An enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is usually too tired to
dry the dishes.

* A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates the brother.

* A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.

* A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.

* A boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects the lawn needs
mowing.

* An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.

bizz

True. They may be worst

ASA

B.e.a.u.t.i.f.u.l.

Thats about gore teenagers, not desi.

MYwish

lol

chalo ab faisla kar lo

aisi hi khush fahmiyon nay hamari nujawan nasal ko susti ki neend sula dia hai
very right sheen:biggthumb

chalo ab faisla kar lo

In order to develop friendly relationship between the two countries, Vajpyee and Musharraf decided to visit each others country regularly.
The first visit was by Musharraf to India. There Vajpyee showed him Indians modern telecommunication systems. It was so good that Musharraf made a call to Zia-ul-Haq in hell and talked to him for 5 minutes ! The bill for the call came to only Re.1.
When Musharraf came back, he also wanted Pakistans telecommunication systems to be at the best when Vajpyee visited Pakistan. Suitable arrangements were made. Vajpyee came to Pakistan, visited the telecom department and talked to Rajiuv Gandhi in hell for 5 minutes. But this time, the bill was Rs. 500!
Vajpyee asked with a sarcastic smile - "Why are telephone calls to hell so costly in Pakistan ?"
A High level diplomat gave a smiling reply - "From India to hell, it is a local call, Sir, while from Pakistan it is long distance!".

Baltiwala

Nice one chalo ab faisla kar lo
By the way tumhey faisla kerney ki itni jaldi kio hai, kia humara compromise nahi ho sakta ?

B.e.a.u.t.i.f.u.l.

@ susti ki need

Mazaq aside, I wrote that becuse I know gore with those habits. The desi kids I know isnt like that...(me included )

B.e.a.u.t.i.f.u.l.

chalo ab faisla kar lo

bhai balti wala kia bataon nahi hosakta na kionki wo mera bilkul new dress chura kay bhaga hua haimil jaye to chorna nahi main nay

Baltiwala

Chaloo chor ko par gaya mor, tum ne meri porani dhoti churaai thee, aur tumhari new dress chori hogai

dhobi_bhai

Ajab ki inteha hai. Aaj kul kay bachay barey honay ka naam hee nahin letey.

chalo ab faisla kar lo

acha wo wahid dhoti jo aap 15 saal say use karahay thay aur jab aap nay pahli martaba dhobi bhai ko dhonay ko di tu unhon nay saaf inkaar kar dia tha

Baltiwala

Amaa zera izet se, dhoti porani zaror thi lekin dada murhoom ki aachri nishani thi, wese je moo per hath kio rekha howa hai kahi meri dhoti moo me to chopa ker nahi rekhi ?

syed waqas bin sami

bhai jaan inhon nay moon pay haath is liye rakha hua kay kahin in ka qahqaha say app ki rahi sahi izzat bhi na jati banay.

Baltiwala

Sami beta soney ka time ho gaya, ja apni husrato pe chokidaar betha ke sooooooooo ja, wese aankh khud se martey ho ya kudrati hai

syed waqas bin sami

main kia chukeedar bithon ga janab app jo pahray dar kahray hain freeeeeeeee bilkul. :-|

Baltiwala

Janab Syed Waqas Bin Sami Ismail Qureshi Shoaib Ghaffar Javed Chichorey Badayoni Sahib, Taslim beja lata ho.
Hazoor aap kia ferma rahehe, lillay hummay kuch samajh nahi aa raha, Qabla we Qaba hum na chiz per nawazish ho gi agar aap kuch fahim sy urdu me hum se rojo kerey, khas tawajjo ka talabgaar baltiwala

chalo ab faisla kar lo

balti wala ji kion becharay par apni itni sukht urdu ki dhons jama rahy hain aap dono main samjhota nahi ho saktta kia.