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Mar 1st, 2006, 07:37 AM
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A man, fond of practical jokes, decided late onenight to send his friend a collect telegram which
read, "I am perfectly well."
A week later, the joker received a heavy parcel --
collect -- on which he had to pay considerable
charges. Upon opening it, he found a big block of concrete which had this message, "This is the weight your telegram lifted from my mind."
taiz raftar chalo aur tasadum say bacho
bheer main sust chalo gay to kuchal jao gay.
Last edited by chalo ab faisla kar lo; Mar 1st, 2006 at 09:13 AM..
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Mar 1st, 2006, 08:33 AM
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Chalo ab faisla kar lo, Welcome to GupShup. 
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Mar 1st, 2006, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai
Chalo ab faisla kar lo, Welcome to GupShup. |
thanx dhobi bhai yahan tu main aagai magar mujhay ik dhobi ki talash thi kafi din say kapray bohat jama hogaye hain plz contact me at 420420420 
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Mar 1st, 2006, 08:47 AM
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how many times do we have to go through the torture of reading this joke again n again n yet again??? mayn iss ko suntay sunaty abrre ho gayee houn ab.
I hate both men and women, and am afraid of animals, so basically I am very very lonely.
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Mar 1st, 2006, 09:08 AM
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 ok ok fine.
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Mar 1st, 2006, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by MYwish
how many times do we have to go through the torture of reading this joke again n again n yet again??? mayn iss ko suntay sunaty abrre ho gayee houn ab.
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ok ok fine.
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Mar 1st, 2006, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by chalo ab faisla kar lo
thanx dhobi bhai yahan tu main aagai magar mujhay ik dhobi ki talash thi kafi din say kapray bohat jama hogaye hain plz contact me at 420420420 |
Allah allah, business me barkat ho rahi hai
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Mar 1st, 2006, 10:49 AM
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gosh he just edited the joke... bayimaaanii
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Mar 1st, 2006, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Baltiwala
Allah allah, business me barkat ho rahi hai |
Shuru-aat to aap hee sey hui thee Janab.
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Mar 1st, 2006, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai
Shuru-aat to aap hee sey hui thee Janab. |
Chal Jhotey, abhi tek meri Shalwar to lotai nahi 
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Mar 1st, 2006, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by MYwish
gosh he just edited the joke... bayimaaanii
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:nahnah:
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Mar 1st, 2006, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Baltiwala
Chal Jhotey, abhi tek meri Shalwar to lotai nahi |
Abb dhobi bhai koi machine tow rahay nahin kay idher daalein aur udher say nikal aey , Saaf suthri
If you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.
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