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Mar 1st, 2006, 04:18 PM
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On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
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Mar 1st, 2006, 04:27 PM
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Is that all there is to the story, Balti? I think you are hiding something
If you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.
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Mar 1st, 2006, 04:50 PM
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Is that not enough? OK check long one Computer viruses.
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Mar 1st, 2006, 04:52 PM
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No, complete this one 
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Mar 1st, 2006, 04:59 PM
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.: mindblowing :.
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Originally Posted by Baltiwala
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
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Mar 1st, 2006, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by bizz
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lagta hai kay app ko kal hansi aye gi 
taiz raftar chalo aur tasadum say bacho
bheer main sust chalo gay to kuchal jao gay.
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Mar 1st, 2006, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by bizz
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OK OK baba sabar sey kam lo, suno, aik tha larka, aik thee larki, dono aik highway per cheley ja rehe they....
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Mar 1st, 2006, 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by chalo ab faisla kar lo
lagta hai kay app ko kal hansi aye gi |
aap ka guess theek hay. Pat yourself on the back
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Mar 1st, 2006, 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Baltiwala
OK OK baba sabar sey kam lo, suno, aik tha larka, aik thee larki, dono aik highway per cheley ja rehe they....
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 interesting
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Mar 1st, 2006, 05:09 PM
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Beautiful and chalo ab faisla kerlo.
thanks, aap ko koshish achi lagi, Balti khosh howa
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Mar 1st, 2006, 05:15 PM
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are you listening ? Ok here again cheley ja rehe they......
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Mar 1st, 2006, 05:16 PM
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agay bol bhee dow, kaan thak gaey. 
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Mar 1st, 2006, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Baltiwala
OK OK baba sabar sey kam lo, suno, aik tha larka, aik thee larki, dono aik highway per cheley ja rehe they....
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kay samnay say bati wala say takra gaye aur jis say dartay thay bicharay wohi baat ho gai of  rahoon main kissss say mulakat hogai.
rakhtay hain jo auron kay liye pyar ka jazba
wo log kabhi tot kay bikhra nahin kartay.
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Mar 1st, 2006, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by bizz
agay bol bhee dow, kaan thak gaey. |
highway to khatam honey do, Ok cheley ja rehe they.....
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Mar 1st, 2006, 05:25 PM
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Balti, mein poori balti utli ker doonga, jaldi ker 
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Mar 1st, 2006, 05:37 PM
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Balti, mein poori balti utli ker doonga, jaldi ker |
bizz bhai bizz bhai bizz bhai aaram se lala, apney blood pressure ko control me rekho is umar me itna ghosa acha nahi.
ab main kia kero highway he khatum nahi hota
sorry long way to go
OK here we go again "cheley ja rehe they....."
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Mar 1st, 2006, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by syed waqas bin sami
kay samnay say bati wala say takra gaye aur jis say dartay thay bicharay wohi baat ho gai of rahoon main kissss say mulakat hogai. |
ha woh to dertay they, tumhey dar nahi lagta her wagt pertey rehtey ho kahi papa gayeb ho gaye to
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Mar 1st, 2006, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Baltiwala
bizz bhai bizz bhai bizz bhai aaram se lala, apney blood pressure ko control me rekho is umar me itna ghosa acha nahi.
ab main kia kero highway he khatum nahi hota
sorry long way to go
OK here we go again "cheley ja rehe they....."
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ok, jab khatam ho jaey tow mujhay utha dena 
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