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Baltiwala · Mar 2nd, 2006, 04:54 AM

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.

"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead".

"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"

GOD says, "So you would like them."

"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"

"So you would LOVE them", GOD replies.

The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?"

GOD says, "So they would love you!"

B.e.a.u.t.i.f.u.l. · Mar 2nd, 2006, 05:50 AM

BEST hai!!!

SheeN · Mar 2nd, 2006, 04:21 PM

smilestar · Mar 2nd, 2006, 04:45 PM

i don't know whether that's a dis to women or a dis to men...maybe it's both

smilestar · Mar 2nd, 2006, 04:45 PM

^ is dis even a word? not a slang word...but a word found in the dictionary?

bizz · Mar 2nd, 2006, 04:48 PM

Verb: diss (dis)
Treat, mention, or speak to rudely

Waisay aaj kall kay joke, balti say ouper nahi nikaltey. Maza nahi aya.

smilestar · Mar 2nd, 2006, 04:52 PM

balti? as in a balti that you fill with water?

what's that got to do with the joke?

bizz · Mar 2nd, 2006, 04:54 PM

^ Apas kee baat hey.

itsme01 · Mar 2nd, 2006, 04:59 PM

^

Joke Rating (3/5):

smilestar · Mar 2nd, 2006, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by bizz

^ Apas kee baat hey.

agar apas kee baat hai ...or meri samajh mein na aaye...to phir apas ki baat kaisay ho sakti hai?

Baltiwala · Mar 2nd, 2006, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by bizz

Verb: diss (dis)
Treat, mention, or speak to rudely

Waisay aaj kall kay joke, balti say ouper nahi nikaltey. Maza nahi aya.

Aik to free ka maal milta hey us per ye demand, agar ziyada hi Maza leyna he to balti me aao.

Baltiwala · Mar 2nd, 2006, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by smilestar

agar apas kee baat hai ...or meri samajh mein na aaye...to phir apas ki baat kaisay ho sakti hai?

dimagh per ziyada zoor met dalo kuch nahi hoga wesey bhi je jok aqalwalo ke liye tha

bizz · Mar 2nd, 2006, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Baltiwala

Aik to free ka maal milta hey us per ye demand, agar ziyada hi Maza leyna he to balti me aao.

aray bhai, balti pehlay say bhari howi hey, thori jaga karo.
Aur woh highway khatam ho na naheee, abb tow neend bhee nahi aa rahi

Baltiwala · Mar 2nd, 2006, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by bizz

aray bhai, balti pehlay say bhari howi hey, thori jaga karo.
Aur woh highway khatam ho na naheee, abb tow neend bhee nahi aa rahi

Highway to khatum hogaya, ab agay khud jhorh lo, sub kam main he kero kudh kuch nahi kero ge

bizz · Mar 2nd, 2006, 06:54 PM

Abb baalti mein bethnay ka yehi to maza hey.
Aap baalti uthaeyn, humm nazaaray kertay hein

Baltiwala · Mar 2nd, 2006, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by bizz

Abb baalti mein bethnay ka yehi to maza hey.
Aap baalti uthaeyn, humm nazaaray kertay hein

Kabhi Kabhi mujhe meri taqdir per rehem aata hein
Balti mey hath daloo to Bizz nikalta hein

bizz · Mar 2nd, 2006, 07:20 PM

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se
Ek hee tow baalti hai thumare paas
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!

Baltiwala · Mar 2nd, 2006, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by bizz

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se
Ek hee tow baalti hai thumare paas
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!

kia baat hai Bizz bhai,Mod achaa legta hai
Aaj sari bottle charha ker sairi ho rahi hai

itsme01 · Mar 2nd, 2006, 07:38 PM

^

that explains his awkardness

bizz · Mar 3rd, 2006, 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baltiwala

kia baat hai Bizz bhai,Mod achaa legta hai
Aaj sari bottle charha ker sairi ho rahi hai

Hamari choro, apni geribaan mein dekho
humm tow bottle charha rahey hien, tumm tow poori kee poori baalti