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Mar 2nd, 2006, 06:35 PM
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An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.
He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Buddy didn't move.
Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull." Buddy didn't respond.
Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Jennie, pull." Nothing.
Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull." And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.
The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.
The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!"
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Mar 2nd, 2006, 08:00 PM
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"The sky is my dome and the earth is my prayer mat"
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"Verily the ink of a scholar is more holy than the blood of a martyr"
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Mar 2nd, 2006, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by itsme01
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No, its fine meray bhai, Balti is trying his best. 
If you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.
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Mar 3rd, 2006, 02:36 AM
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Originally Posted by itsme01
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I am not interested in your rating
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Mar 3rd, 2006, 07:47 AM
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balti wala ji lagta hai kay wo ghora kuch arsa aap ki suhbat bardasht karta raha hai am i right.
taiz raftar chalo aur tasadum say bacho
bheer main sust chalo gay to kuchal jao gay.
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Mar 3rd, 2006, 08:33 AM
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u r right madam 
rakhtay hain jo auron kay liye pyar ka jazba
wo log kabhi tot kay bikhra nahin kartay.
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Mar 3rd, 2006, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by syed waqas bin sami
u r right madam |
Ooy chamchaa geeri bund kero
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Mar 3rd, 2006, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Baltiwala
Ooy chamchaa geeri bund kero
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yaar bannanay do na chamcha shayed chai hi penay ko mil jaey 
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Mar 3rd, 2006, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by syed waqas bin sami
yaar bannanay do na chamcha shayed chai hi penay ko mil jaey |
Agar wada kertey ho key chai piney key bad dakaar nahi maro gay to phir theek hai
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Mar 3rd, 2006, 09:26 PM
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.: mindblowing :.
Join Date: Jan 27, 2006
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Originally Posted by Baltiwala
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.
He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Buddy didn't move.
Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull." Buddy didn't respond.
Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Jennie, pull." Nothing.
Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull." And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.
The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.
The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!"
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