 |
Mar 3rd, 2006, 04:35 AM
|
#1 (permalink)
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 18, 2005 - 10:51 pm
Location: Ghar per
Posts: 6,225
|
Two blondes were driving to Tokyo Disneyland when they saw a sign
that read, “Tokyo Disneyland Left”, so they turned around and went home.
Q : How do you make a blonde’s eyes twinkle?
A : Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q : Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A : So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills
Q : What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A : Far-from-thinking
Q : Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
A : They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q : What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A : She slipped off and fell down the drain
Q : Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A : Because they can spell it
Q : Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A : It took her months to figure out she could use it at night!
Q : What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?
A : A dope ring
Q : Why can’t blondes be pharmacists?
A : Because they can t fit the bottle in the typewriter
Q : What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!!
Q :Why did 18 blondes go to a movie?
A : Because below 18 was not allowed
If you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.
|
|
|
|
Mar 3rd, 2006, 07:28 AM
|
#2 (permalink)
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 10, 2006 - 9:06 pm
Posts: 2,874
|
Why u bazzi bazzi always tolk about me
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 3rd, 2006, 07:33 AM
|
#3 (permalink)
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 18, 2005 - 10:51 pm
Location: Ghar per
Posts: 6,225
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Baltiwala
Why u bazzi bazzi always tolk about me
|
Mujhay kiya pata tha kay aap Blonde Baalti hein
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 3rd, 2006, 07:36 AM
|
#4 (permalink)
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 29, 2005 - 2:51 am
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,461
|
^ 
"The sky is my dome and the earth is my prayer mat"
- - -
"Verily the ink of a scholar is more holy than the blood of a martyr"
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 3rd, 2006, 07:46 AM
|
#5 (permalink)
|
|
Member
Join Date: Feb 24, 2006 - 1:27 pm
Location: germany
Posts: 127
|
i cant understand the logic bhai
kion sab blondes kay peechay paray ho 
taiz raftar chalo aur tasadum say bacho
bheer main sust chalo gay to kuchal jao gay.
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 3rd, 2006, 07:54 AM
|
#6 (permalink)
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 10, 2006 - 9:06 pm
Posts: 2,874
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by chalo ab faisla kar lo
i cant understand the logic bhai
kion sab blondes kay peechay paray ho |
ha jee dekhey na, bhala ye bhi koi sarafat hai, wesey ye bhai kiss ko kaha aap ney
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 3rd, 2006, 07:55 AM
|
#7 (permalink)
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 15, 2005 - 3:16 pm
Posts: 9,021
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Baltiwala
sarafat
|
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 3rd, 2006, 07:58 AM
|
#8 (permalink)
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 10, 2006 - 9:06 pm
Posts: 2,874
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai
|
OK baba SHHHHHHHHHARAFAT khhhhhhhhhushhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 3rd, 2006, 08:28 AM
|
#9 (permalink)
|
|
Member
Join Date: Feb 24, 2006 - 1:27 pm
Location: germany
Posts: 127
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Baltiwala
ha jee dekhey na, bhala ye bhi koi sarafat hai, wesey ye bhai kiss ko kaha aap ney |
oh sorry uncle
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 3rd, 2006, 11:53 AM
|
#10 (permalink)
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 10, 2006 - 9:06 pm
Posts: 2,874
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by chalo ab faisla kar lo
oh sorry uncle |
keh diaa uncle, chaloo aab jaldi sey GS per kisiko aunty keh ker mera janaga jaieg keryaoo
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 3rd, 2006, 02:07 PM
|
#11 (permalink)
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 3, 2004 - 6:51 pm
Posts: 4,636
|
Blondes are hot. And easy. 
I like them for these reasons.
Oh well. *shrugs*
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 3rd, 2006, 02:49 PM
|
#12 (permalink)
|
|
Junior Member
Join Date: Mar 1, 2006 - 11:13 am
Location: karachi
Posts: 68
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Baltiwala
keh diaa uncle, chaloo aab jaldi sey GS per kisiko aunty keh ker mera janaga jaieg keryaoo
|
sory balti wala sahab aap kay liye yahan koi aunty nahi milay gi fazol farmaish
rakhtay hain jo auron kay liye pyar ka jazba
wo log kabhi tot kay bikhra nahin kartay.
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 3rd, 2006, 04:38 PM
|
#13 (permalink)
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 10, 2006 - 9:06 pm
Posts: 2,874
|
Niyet achi hoo to kam mey barket per hi jati hay, tum bus ye duwa kero ke chachi character ki achi hoo.
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 3rd, 2006, 04:38 PM
|
#14 (permalink)
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 10, 2006 - 9:06 pm
Posts: 2,874
|
Niyet achi hoo to kam mey barket per hi jati hay, tum bus ye duwa kero ke chachi character ki achi hoo.
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 3rd, 2006, 06:48 PM
|
#15 (permalink)
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2, 2006 - 7:20 pm
Location: USA
Posts: 5,335
|
UM......
nobody has laughed at ur jokes yet...............................
i think its funny!!!
hehe.......
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 3rd, 2006, 10:23 PM
|
#16 (permalink)
|
|
.: mindblowing :.
Join Date: Jan 27, 2006 - 4:36 am
Posts: 1,016
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by bizz
Q : What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!!
Q :Why did 18 blondes go to a movie?
A : Because below 18 was not allowed
|
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 3rd, 2006, 10:52 PM
|
#17 (permalink)
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 29, 2005 - 2:51 am
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,461
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by B.e.a.u.t.i.f.u.l.
|
^ Blonde Alert
|
|
|
|
| Thread Tools |
|
|
| Display Modes |
 Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 10:55 AM.
|
|
|
gupshup
unplugged
society
arts & cul
features
services
