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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 05:13 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Aik bodhay aadmi ney aapney pocket mey Adakara Neeli ki photo rakhi howi thee, aik din ush ke betey(son) ney woh photo dekh li to boola
wah abba jee khob, Aap ney apney pocket me Neeli ki photo rakhi hai
bodhey ne kaha, beta rakhi to teri ma (mother) ki thee, parhey parhey Neeli ho gai.

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Please hunsoo, agar hansi na aaye to apney aap ko gudgudi ker ke hunsnaa.






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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 05:19 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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thats corny, i like it. *where is itsme?*







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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 05:30 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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^ and you called me for this

:biggthumb balti - i thought ub tak tumahari balti zangh (rust) lag geeya ho ga.







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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 05:33 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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Mein bhee yehi soch raha tha, zang lagnay say pehlay pehlay kuch neela peela keh dow







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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 05:49 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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je tum doono mil ker meri tarif ker rehe ho ya kuch aur






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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 07:15 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Please hunsoo, agar hansi na aaye to apney aap ko gudgudi ker ke hunsnaa.







taiz raftar chalo aur tasadum say bacho

bheer main sust chalo gay to kuchal jao gay.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 07:18 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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ye aap ko koon gudgudi ker raha hai






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ye aap ko koon gudgudi ker raha hai
lo balti saheb ik to aap ki baat rakh li magar us pay bhi aap ko aitraz hai jayen ham nahi boltay






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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 07:32 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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^ dont mind - baltiwala lost his top part ages ago, now he uses a balti instead






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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 07:50 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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^ dont mind - baltiwala lost his top part ages ago, now he uses a balti instead
i think u r absolutely right but what about u.






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Chalo ab faisla ker lo jee, main ney faisla kerliya, ab aap ko tangh nahi karoo ga, narajgi khatum Ok ab dosti kertey hei.

itsme01, hey look how is talking he me na she me ye to it hey.






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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 07:53 AM   #12 (permalink)  
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ha jee aap ko kia narajgi hai, kaha gayeb they aap, 10 saal sey shakal nahi dikhai






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Chalo ab faisla ker lo jee, main ney faisla kerliya, ab aap ko tangh nahi karoo ga, narajgi khatum Ok ab dosti kertey hei.

itsme01, hey look how is talking he me na she me ye to it hey.
hey, chalain theek hai janab aj say narazgi khatam bas by the way aap hamari baltiyan kab tak lotayen gay.janab






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Chalo ab faisla ker lo jee, main ney faisla kerliya, ab aap ko tangh nahi karoo ga, narajgi khatum Ok ab dosti kertey hei.

itsme01, hey look how is talking he me na she me ye to it hey.
balti wala ji aap sab ko chorain mujh say haath milayn







rakhtay hain jo auron kay liye pyar ka jazba
wo log kabhi tot kay bikhra nahin kartay.
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balti wala ji aap sab ko chorain mujh say haath milayn






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bhai dost ban nay ko pocha tha ye kis line pay lagarahy ho tauba tauba






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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 03:06 PM   #18 (permalink)  
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itsme01, hey look how is talking he me na she me ye to it hey.
my "hindi" is not that good - mind translating?






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itsme01, hey look how is talking he me na she me ye to it hey.
WT*






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