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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 05:34 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Checkup key bad
Doctor : Mrs. Sultana mey aap ko aik khooshi ki khabar soonana chahta ho
Patient: Doctor main Mrs. Sultana nahi hoon, maim Miss Soltana hoon
Doctor : Oh tub to mujhey aap ko bohat bhuri khabar soonani perhay gi.






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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 08:25 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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ch ch ch ch ch ab allah hi hafiz ho







taiz raftar chalo aur tasadum say bacho

bheer main sust chalo gay to kuchal jao gay.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 08:58 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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I hate both men and women, and am afraid of animals, so basically I am very very lonely.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 09:28 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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Checkup key bad
Doctor : Mrs. Sultana mey aap ko aik khooshi ki khabar soonana chahta ho
Patient: Doctor main Mrs. Sultana nahi hoon, maim Miss Soltana hoon
Doctor : Oh tub to mujhey aap ko bohat bhuri khabar soonani perhay gi.
nahi yaar sach batao







rakhtay hain jo auron kay liye pyar ka jazba
wo log kabhi tot kay bikhra nahin kartay.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 11:48 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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nahi yaar sach batao
Koney mey aao batata hoo






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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 12:37 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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dal main kuch kala nazar ata hai balti sahib






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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 02:36 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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dal main kuch kala nazar ata hai balti sahib
kiski daal main, chanay ki ya masoor ki ?






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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 02:44 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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Koney mey aao batata hoo
lo agaya yaar ab bata bhi chuko






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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 03:01 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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kiski daal main, chanay ki ya masoor ki ?
wo dal jo balti main pakaee hai

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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 04:14 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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lo agaya yaar ab bata bhi chuko
Aapas ki baat hai kissi ko met batana, "Main bhi karachi sey hoo"






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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 04:16 PM   #11 (permalink)  
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wo dal jo balti main pakaee hai

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Aur phir to ney mazay ley ley ker meri balti ki daal khai thee, abhi tek bill bhi nahi diya






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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 10:27 PM   #12 (permalink)  
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I didnt get it






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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 10:29 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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Checkup key bad
Doctor : Mrs. Sultana mey aap ko aik khooshi ki khabar soonana chahta ho
Patient: Doctor main Mrs. Sultana nahi hoon, maim Miss Soltana hoon
Doctor : Oh tub to mujhey aap ko bohat bhuri khabar soonani perhay gi.
hansi nahee aai .....

keep trying may be aa jay






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Old Mar 4th, 2006, 06:38 AM   #14 (permalink)  
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Aapas ki baat hai kissi ko met batana, "Main bhi karachi sey hoo"
jee main kisi ko nahi bataon ga kay aap karachi kay hain aur kareemabad say pahlay jo ik pul hai jis kay neechay ik nahar hai aur kinaray pay jo jhugiyan hain wahan aap jhugi no 420 main rahtay hain






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Old Mar 4th, 2006, 07:30 AM   #15 (permalink)  
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jee main kisi ko nahi bataon ga kay aap karachi kay hain aur kareemabad say pahlay jo ik pul hai jis kay neechay ik nahar hai aur kinaray pay jo jhugiyan hain wahan aap jhugi no 420 main rahtay hain
Haa Gharibu hameysha jhugiyoo ki batey kerna, kabhi bhi Clifton Ya Defence ki baat met kerna.






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Old Mar 4th, 2006, 07:54 AM   #16 (permalink)  
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hansi nahee aai .....

keep trying may be aa jay
Ok let me try, find a mirror, hansi aai ya sumjhana parey ga ?







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