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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 07:15 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?

Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.

Patient: What happened?

Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Patient: Give me the bad news first.

Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?

Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.






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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 07:18 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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taiz raftar chalo aur tasadum say bacho

bheer main sust chalo gay to kuchal jao gay.
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I hate both men and women, and am afraid of animals, so basically I am very very lonely.
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