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syed waqas bin sami · Mar 3rd, 2006, 09:30 AM

Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was going on a around the world' tour when it got grounded. The ship became slow and finally came to a grinding halt.
Captain of the ship called an emergency meeting and told the passengers, "Friends, we are in trouble because of God's being angry with us. We need to give sacrifice and I need three people to sacrifice their life so that rest of us can be saved."
All of them moved towards the Deck where a japanese came forward and shouted "Long live japan" and jumped into the sea.
Then a Israeli jew stepped forward said "Hellulaja" and dived into the sea.
After that no one came forward for few seconds while people stared at each other and suddenly out of nowhere a Pathan came forward near the railing and chanted,
"Allah-u-Akbar"
And Kicked the Indian standing next to him in the sea.

MYwish · Mar 3rd, 2006, 09:48 AM

Baltiwala · Mar 3rd, 2006, 11:42 AM

chello pat khalee ho gaya, aab aagey barho

chalo ab faisla kar lo · Mar 3rd, 2006, 12:34 PM

hahahahhahhahah

itsme01 · Mar 3rd, 2006, 03:00 PM

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syed waqas bin sami · Mar 3rd, 2006, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by itsme01

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Baltiwala · Mar 3rd, 2006, 04:19 PM

hoa hoa sami bouncer marta hai

The Curmudgeon · Mar 3rd, 2006, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by syed waqas bin sami

Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was going on a around the world' tour when it got grounded. The ship became slow and finally came to a grinding halt.
Captain of the ship called an emergency meeting and told the passengers, "Friends, we are in trouble because of God's being angry with us. We need to give sacrifice and I need three people to sacrifice their life so that rest of us can be saved."
All of them moved towards the Deck where a japanese came forward and shouted "Long live japan" and jumped into the sea.
Then a Israeli jew stepped forward said "Hellulaja" and dived into the sea.
After that no one came forward for few seconds while people stared at each other and suddenly out of nowhere a Pathan came forward near the railing and chanted,
"Allah-u-Akbar"
And Kicked the Indian standing next to him in the sea.

ha ha ha! here's the rest of the story...

once in water the Jap Jew and Indian simply got up and waded ashore since the ship was grounded in the beach. the pathan still sat in the deck waiting for chopper rescue

B.e.a.u.t.i.f.u.l. · Mar 3rd, 2006, 10:25 PM