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Mar 4th, 2006, 07:08 AM
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Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
taiz raftar chalo aur tasadum say bacho
bheer main sust chalo gay to kuchal jao gay.
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Mar 4th, 2006, 07:27 AM
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Mar 4th, 2006, 08:31 AM
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"The sky is my dome and the earth is my prayer mat"
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"Verily the ink of a scholar is more holy than the blood of a martyr"
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Mar 4th, 2006, 09:12 AM
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boring.
I hate both men and women, and am afraid of animals, so basically I am very very lonely.
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Mar 4th, 2006, 10:00 AM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
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very old one..
WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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Mar 6th, 2006, 04:14 AM
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.: mindblowing :.
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Mar 11th, 2006, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by itsme01
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tumhain tu lagta hai koi prb hai doc say fori check up ki zarorat hai
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Mar 11th, 2006, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by chalo ab faisla kar lo
tumhain tu lagta hai koi prb hai doc say fori check up ki zarorat hai
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yea - galti see ap ke joke part-le-yay thay
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Mar 11th, 2006, 12:04 PM
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dreamz...
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Mar 11th, 2006, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by itsme01
yea - galti see ap ke joke part-le-yay thay
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kion parhtay hain jab aap ko samjh to atay nahi hain ye zara akal walon kay hain 
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Mar 11th, 2006, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by chalo ab faisla kar lo
kion parhtay hain jab aap ko samjh to atay nahi hain ye zara akal walon kay hain |
galti ho gaee, next time i will not go where it says: "bay-waqoof zone starting ahead"
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Mar 11th, 2006, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by itsme01
galti ho gaee, next time i will not go where it says: "bay-waqoof zone starting ahead"
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to phir ghar kesey jaoo gey 
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Mar 11th, 2006, 01:00 PM
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~As Sweet As Can Be~
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an oldie but a goodie
*~*~*Made by اللہ *~*~*
Γβ¦chi ΓΕΈachi Γβ‘lub
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Mar 11th, 2006, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Baltiwala
to phir ghar kesey jaoo gey |
aap ko follow karoon ga. 
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Mar 11th, 2006, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by itsme01
aap ko follow karoon ga. |
Shabash ye howi na achey bachoo wala baat
hameysha bozorgo key bechey hi rehtey hey, challo ab merey pao chooyo
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Mar 13th, 2006, 05:45 AM
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oho yahan to achay bachay kia karahay hain
rakhtay hain jo auron kay liye pyar ka jazba
wo log kabhi tot kay bikhra nahin kartay.
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Mar 13th, 2006, 05:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Baltiwala
Shabash ye howi na achey bachoo wala baat
hameysha bozorgo key bechey hi rehtey hey, challo ab merey pao chooyo
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if i recall it correctly, last time I saw you - you had no legs (i think it was on the bridge near downtown)
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Mar 13th, 2006, 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted by itsme01
if i recall it correctly, last time I saw you - you had no legs (i think it was on the bridge near downtown)
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Mar 13th, 2006, 06:00 AM
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^ aj kel, chup honay ka roza rakha howa kay kiya?
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Mar 13th, 2006, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by itsme01
^ aj kel, chup honay ka roza rakha howa kay kiya?
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ji bilkul jab shetan start hojaye to neak log chup ho jaya kartay hain
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