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Old Mar 4th, 2006, 07:17 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring






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Old Mar 4th, 2006, 07:30 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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wo log kabhi tot kay bikhra nahin kartay.
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Old Mar 4th, 2006, 08:32 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 6th, 2006, 04:17 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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