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Mar 4th, 2006, 07:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
syed waqas bin sami Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1, 2006 - 11:13 am Location: karachi Posts: 68	HE: I'm a photographer.i've been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon.i've been looking for a face like yours!! HE: Hi! didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once.i never make the same mistake twice!! HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!! HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you? SHE:It's hot!! HE: Go on, don't be shy.Ask me out! SHE: Okay, get out!! HE: I think I could make you very happy SHE: How, are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!! HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why, don't you already have one? rakhtay hain jo auron kay liye pyar ka jazba wo log kabhi tot kay bikhra nahin kartay.

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