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Old Mar 4th, 2006, 09:38 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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A Diary Entry of a True Heroine who saved 1600 lives.... Four times in a
single day. Read till the end.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY ONE

I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my
pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.

DEAR DIARY .. DAY TWO
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some
whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be.

I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY THREE
I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffleboarding and hit
some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his
table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very
attractive and attentive gentleman.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY FOUR
Went to the ship's casino . did OK ... won about $80. The Captain invited me
to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete
with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. I
told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY FIVE
Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to
the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and
bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. He again
asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that if
I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was
appalled.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX

I saved 1600 lives today . . .four times !!!!







I hate both men and women, and am afraid of animals, so basically I am very very lonely.
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