 |
Mar 4th, 2006, 09:40 AM
|
#1 (permalink)
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 9, 2005 - 12:09 pm
Location: London.
Posts: 3,360
|
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.
"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY
TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS,
DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it...
I hate both men and women, and am afraid of animals, so basically I am very very lonely.
|
|
|
|
Mar 4th, 2006, 09:50 AM
|
#2 (permalink)
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 29, 2005 - 2:51 am
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,461
|
"The sky is my dome and the earth is my prayer mat"
- - -
"Verily the ink of a scholar is more holy than the blood of a martyr"
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 4th, 2006, 09:59 AM
|
#3 (permalink)
|
..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
Join Date: Sep 29, 2004 - 5:00 am
Location: ..The Netherlands..
Posts: 18,860
|
. 
WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 4th, 2006, 11:38 AM
|
#4 (permalink)
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 10, 2006 - 9:06 pm
Posts: 2,874
|
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 4th, 2006, 12:14 PM
|
#5 (permalink)
|
|
Ali Da Malung!
Join Date: Jan 4, 2001 - 1:00 am
Posts: 5,920
|
lol good one
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 4th, 2006, 11:14 PM
|
#6 (permalink)
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 18, 2005 - 10:51 pm
Location: Ghar per
Posts: 6,225
|
:biggthumb
If you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 5th, 2006, 07:30 AM
|
#7 (permalink)
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 10, 2006 - 4:51 pm
Location: cloud no. 9
Posts: 3,337
|
 goood one 
those who give everything in ALLAHs hand will eventually see ALLAHs hand in everythin............
worries end where faith begins!!!!
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 5th, 2006, 01:05 PM
|
#8 (permalink)
|
|
P®iNÇ駧 Øf h€ªrt§
Join Date: Mar 14, 2003 - 6:24 am
Posts: 16,023
|
~*~Pakistan hamari jaan, sabse pehley Pakistan~*~
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 5th, 2006, 01:52 PM
|
#9 (permalink)
|
|
Banned
Join Date: Jan 14, 2006 - 7:32 am
Posts: 555
|
:clap:
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 6th, 2006, 04:10 AM
|
#10 (permalink)
|
|
.: mindblowing :.
Join Date: Jan 27, 2006 - 4:36 am
Posts: 1,016
|
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 6th, 2006, 12:07 PM
|
#11 (permalink)
|
|
Junior Member
Join Date: Mar 1, 2006 - 11:13 am
Location: karachi
Posts: 68
|
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
rakhtay hain jo auron kay liye pyar ka jazba
wo log kabhi tot kay bikhra nahin kartay.
|
|
|
|
|
Mar 6th, 2006, 12:47 PM
|
#12 (permalink)
|
|
Member
Join Date: Feb 24, 2006 - 1:27 pm
Location: germany
Posts: 127
|
lol
taiz raftar chalo aur tasadum say bacho
bheer main sust chalo gay to kuchal jao gay.
|
|
|
|
| Thread Tools |
|
|
| Display Modes |
 Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:44 AM.
|
|
|
gupshup
unplugged
society
arts & cul
features
services
